Say "Hey, baby, you remind me of my big toe."

When she says "How do I remind you of your big toe?"

Tell her "Because I'm going to bang you on every piece of furniture in the house."

If that doesn't melt her butter try "Hey, baby, what has two thumbs and was pressed against your bedroom window last night?"

Then give two thumbs up and stick out your tongue.

Girls like romance. So hand her a bunch of flowers and recite poetry. "The Shooting of Dan McGrew", "The Cremation of Sam McGee", "Slow Death in a Lonely Place", "Clogged Toilet Blues" are all classics.

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Terrible advice!

Always seek the next horizon, the next frontier!

Our Sun has a limited lifespan.

Expanding to the Moon, then Mars, then the asteroid belt, gas giants and Oort Cloud are the first steps in expanding to planets around other stars.

Which is the ONLY way our species can attain immortality.

Remaining solely on Earth is an ultimate death-trap!

Right now in Winnipeg, Manitoba

Actual temperature; -33

Wind chill factor ("feels like"): -51!

I'm in the Winnipeg area, looking for other WNs to network with. Lots of good folks in the area but no coordinated social events happening lately. How about some pub crawls or bowling nights?

Hail Skadi!

Asatru, Winnipeg, Manitoba!