You are stuck in a room with no windows or doors. A solid room. The only things in this room are a mirror and a table. How do you escape?

Yay that's 2 for me today. And still nobody has figured out Coolys

Shadow?

LOVE

You get it back and it smells of fish so it is no longer your favorite hat because you are to cool to smell of fish so you end up tossing it back in anyways

Dang still not solved. Cooly I think you have made everyone brain dead with this one

Sounds good to me

Well I am powdered sugar in a straw
Well off to bed not that I can sleep knowing your poor hat is still in that darn river

Cooly I would jump in and get it for you but I dont wanna be called frigid as that river looks darn cold

Sheeeeesh at this point I am just gonna go buy you a new hat that looks exactly like the one that blew off into the river and keep on walking across the bridge. Be a lot faster then trying to figure out the riddle.

I'm not really more than holes tied to more holes;
I'm strong as good steel, though not as stiff as a pole.
What am I?

Is there an test on this later?

I give up.
But still love the riddles Cooly
I just need to go visit the Wizard and ask for a new brain

*Follows the Yellow Brick Road into the sunset singing if I only had a brain

Hides under a table as Suzanne is ready to blow

He is laughing though and enjoying this very much

Ok this joke I was told by my cousins when I was 10 years old. Always thought it was cute so never forgot it. Not the best joke in the world but hey for me to remember a joke for 20+ years is something isn't it

Snap Crackle and Pop were walking down the road late at night when they came upon a Farm house. They decided to see if they could spend the night. The farmer said sure as long as you don't touch my daughter. They agreed and were showed to a room.

Awhile after settling in Snap gets up to use the bathroom. He opens a door and sees the most beautiful girl on a bed. He goes over and starts to **** her. She kicks him out the window

Time passes and Crackle is wondering what is taking Snap so long. He opens the same door sees the girl and he too starts to **** her. She kicks him out the window.

More time passes and Pop is wondering what is taking them both so long so he goes to look for them.
He too finds the girl in bed and begins to **** her.
She yells out Mommy Mommy Pop is ****ing me!
Mom yells out How can he be ****ing you when he is ****ing me?

I like playing with mouse balls

A man found a lamp and rubbed it. A genie appeared and told him he has 3 wishes. For the first wish he asks to be healthy for the rest of his life. Done says the genie. Second wish he asks to be the richest man alive. Done.
He then tells the genie he would like to save the 3rd wish for a later time. The genie agrees and the man goes on his way.
A year passes and the man is driving along in his new car healthy and wealthy enjoying his life and singing along with the radio.

I wish I were an Oscar Mayer Weiner....................

A colleague approached this man at lunch that invited him out for a few beers after work. The man said that his wife would never go for it, and that she does not allow him to go drinking with the guys after work.
The colleague suggested a way to overcome that problem: "When you get home tonight, sneak into the house, slide down under the sheets, gently pull down your wife's panties, and give her oral sex. Women love it, and believe me, she'll never mention that you were out late with the boys."
So the man agreed to try it, and went out and enjoyed himself.
Late that night, he sneaked into the house, slid down under the sheets, gently slid down his wife's panties, and gave her oral sex. She moaned and groaned with pleasure, but after a little while, he realized he had to take a leak, so he told he he'd be right back, got out of bed and walked down the hall to the bathroom.
When he opened the door and went in, he was very surprised to see his wife sitting on the john.
"How did you get in here?" he asked.
"Shhh!" she replied, "you'll wake-up my mother!"

A guy walks into a bar holding three ducks. He sets them on the bar and orders a drink. After talking with the bartender for a while, the man excuses himself to use the restroom.
The bartender feel a tad awkward with just himself and three ducks at the bar, so he decides to make small talk with them.
He asks the first duck, "What's your name?"
"Huey," replies the duck.
"So, how's your day been?"
"Oh, I've had a great day," replies Huey. "I've been in and out of puddles all day."
The bartender asks the second duck, "What's your name?"
"Duey," replies the duck.
"So, how's your day been?"
"Oh, I've had a great day," replies Duey. "I've been in and out of puddles all day."
The witty bartender says to the third duck, "So I guess your name is Louie?"
The duck replies, "No, I'm Puddles."