Ok this joke I was told by my cousins when I was 10 years old. Always thought it was cute so never forgot it. Not the best joke in the world but hey for me to remember a joke for 20+ years is something isn't it

Snap Crackle and Pop were walking down the road late at night when they came upon a Farm house. They decided to see if they could spend the night. The farmer said sure as long as you don't touch my daughter. They agreed and were showed to a room.

Awhile after settling in Snap gets up to use the bathroom. He opens a door and sees the most beautiful girl on a bed. He goes over and starts to **** her. She kicks him out the window

Time passes and Crackle is wondering what is taking Snap so long. He opens the same door sees the girl and he too starts to **** her. She kicks him out the window.

More time passes and Pop is wondering what is taking them both so long so he goes to look for them.
He too finds the girl in bed and begins to **** her.
She yells out Mommy Mommy Pop is ****ing me!
Mom yells out How can he be ****ing you when he is ****ing me?