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Thu 06/19/08 04:18 PM




I'm looking for the perfect girl I could not ask for more,
She'll be deaf and dumb and oversexed and her father will own a liquor store.


laugh laugh laugh I don't have a liquer store but I do own a bass boat :wink:


Hmmmm a bassboat. Do you have to be in it or can I just take it to Canada with my buddies while you stay home and take care of my house?


After a comment like that I'd help you pack laugh laugh laugh


Oh Baby Now yrrr talking will you take care of my St Bernard and her puppies too?....oh and my 9 cats litter boxes.

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Thu 06/19/08 04:07 PM


I'm looking for the perfect girl I could not ask for more,
She'll be deaf and dumb and oversexed and her father will own a liquor store.


laugh laugh laugh I don't have a liquer store but I do own a bass boat :wink:


Hmmmm a bassboat. Do you have to be in it or can I just take it to Canada with my buddies while you stay home and take care of my house?

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Thu 06/19/08 04:06 PM

Im sorry what? Excuse me sir but could you put that a little more plainly im afriad i cant quite understand it. Id ask you to say it to me but i cant really hear...oh nevermind I have to go work at the liqour store with pops


Can you read this? Ask Pops if I get free samples if I treat you reeeeaall nice...


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Thu 06/19/08 03:30 PM
I'm looking for the perfect girl I could not ask for more,
She'll be deaf and dumb and oversexed and her father will own a liquor store.

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Thu 06/19/08 02:56 PM


bra size noway


I'm never concerned about bra size. I know that the effects of gravity are inversely perportional to size, and while big is good, gravity is strong.


I'm much more concerned about their knee caps...laugh laugh

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Thu 06/19/08 02:32 PM

I'm going to have to fill in for Pats here. I hope he doesn't mind.

smokin Hey notboring, you did not meet any women here the first time around?smokin

drinker You surely have not tried Mutual Match golddrinker


You're only 3,000 clicks away from true love




Yep tried all that... nothin...I'm kinda picky...

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Thu 06/19/08 06:39 AM

ok you want a straight answer and not a joke? What do I consider to be games guys play? Not calling when you say you will. One day you are all about me then I never hear from you again. One day you are making plans to meet me in e-mail the next day in the forums I see you telling someone else how crazy you are about them. Not answering your mail when you are the one that wrote me first. Flat out LIES. Playing the numbers game. Playing friends against each other, yes women do talk to each other. This give you a good general idea?

I treat strangers with more care and respect than I have been treated with by people who call me friend....


I don't know what you said but it sounds good:smile:

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Thu 06/19/08 06:11 AM
You're in a grocery store, department store or anywhere. A guy comes up to (you think he's he's attractive) you and hits on you and asks you for your phone number. What is your reponse?

1. Give him a phony number.
2. Give him your real number?
3. Other...
If other what do you say/do?

Guys.... have you ever done this? If so what happened?

Ladies would you ever do this..hit on strange guy?

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Wed 06/18/08 10:01 PM
I say your place or mine.devil

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Wed 06/18/08 09:59 PM
seeing as how your photo ios so small it looks like you need it.laugh laugh laugh Just kidding

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Wed 06/18/08 04:53 PM

I like naughty men myself, rather than boyz. Naughty means their freaks in bed, and the bad boyz are the ones you wanna give up. Their only good for one ride, thats it.....


Hmmm I guess I'm naughty...Not bad.devil

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Wed 06/18/08 04:44 PM
Single and happy but would like a LTR with the right woman.

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Wed 06/18/08 04:22 PM
This sounds fun count me in...

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Wed 06/18/08 04:17 PM

Evening everyone!! Where is everybody today??:cry: This place is dead!!sad


I'm kinda new here what goes on?

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Wed 06/18/08 01:46 PM

Let's go!!! Oh, and I will need to perv your profile! You joined on my birthday!
Welcome back and best wishes!! flowerforyou


Happy B-dayflowerforyou

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Wed 06/18/08 01:28 PM
Hi Everyone, I was on this site about a year ago just to meet women and didn't read the forums. I didn't meet any women so I dropped off for awhile. Now I decided to get involved with the forums and I find them to be very amusing. Most of the things I write will be tongue in cheek.

All the lovely ladies can blast me all they want to and ugly guys can too. I luv to laugh with others and at myself. So if you see me in a forum say what you will but be prepared to be able to take it too, is that fair?bigsmile

Notboring111


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Wed 06/18/08 11:41 AM


what is Red rover


its where you have 2 teams line up facing each other. they hold hands (each team on their side).
one side will say the chant and pick someone. if that person breaks through the line, they get to go back to their own team. if not they stay on the side that they couldn't break through.
jules correct me if i am wrong.


I think it was if you broke through you would bring someone back to your team. If you didn't break through you'd have to stay on that team.

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Wed 06/18/08 10:38 AM
To Faith Hill's dressing room.

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Wed 06/18/08 10:35 AM
Back when girls wore dresses and they would jump rope and my friends and I would sit on the ground by them and get to see their panties...

HUBBA HUBBA

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Wed 06/18/08 10:02 AM
It's true are you a LOUD sneezer?

Man I blow the roof off and I usually sneeze at least 3 times LOLlaugh