Community > Posts By > notboring111
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The perfect girl
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I'm looking for the perfect girl I could not ask for more, She'll be deaf and dumb and oversexed and her father will own a liquor store. I don't have a liquer store but I do own a bass boat Hmmmm a bassboat. Do you have to be in it or can I just take it to Canada with my buddies while you stay home and take care of my house? After a comment like that I'd help you pack Oh Baby Now yrrr talking will you take care of my St Bernard and her puppies too?....oh and my 9 cats litter boxes. |
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Topic:
The perfect girl
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I'm looking for the perfect girl I could not ask for more, She'll be deaf and dumb and oversexed and her father will own a liquor store. I don't have a liquer store but I do own a bass boat Hmmmm a bassboat. Do you have to be in it or can I just take it to Canada with my buddies while you stay home and take care of my house? |
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Topic:
The perfect girl
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Im sorry what? Excuse me sir but could you put that a little more plainly im afriad i cant quite understand it. Id ask you to say it to me but i cant really hear...oh nevermind I have to go work at the liqour store with pops Can you read this? Ask Pops if I get free samples if I treat you reeeeaall nice... |
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Topic:
The perfect girl
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I'm looking for the perfect girl I could not ask for more,
She'll be deaf and dumb and oversexed and her father will own a liquor store. |
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Help me fill in the blanks
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bra size I'm never concerned about bra size. I know that the effects of gravity are inversely perportional to size, and while big is good, gravity is strong. I'm much more concerned about their knee caps... |
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A bunch of stuff
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I'm going to have to fill in for Pats here. I hope he doesn't mind. Hey notboring, you did not meet any women here the first time around? You surely have not tried Mutual Match gold You're only 3,000 clicks away from true love Yep tried all that... nothin...I'm kinda picky... |
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GAMES PEOPLE PLAY
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ok you want a straight answer and not a joke? What do I consider to be games guys play? Not calling when you say you will. One day you are all about me then I never hear from you again. One day you are making plans to meet me in e-mail the next day in the forums I see you telling someone else how crazy you are about them. Not answering your mail when you are the one that wrote me first. Flat out LIES. Playing the numbers game. Playing friends against each other, yes women do talk to each other. This give you a good general idea? I treat strangers with more care and respect than I have been treated with by people who call me friend.... I don't know what you said but it sounds good |
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You're in a grocery store, department store or anywhere. A guy comes up to (you think he's he's attractive) you and hits on you and asks you for your phone number. What is your reponse?
1. Give him a phony number. 2. Give him your real number? 3. Other... If other what do you say/do? Guys.... have you ever done this? If so what happened? Ladies would you ever do this..hit on strange guy? |
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what do you think
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I say your place or mine.
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Topic:
male enhansenment
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seeing as how your photo ios so small it looks like you need it. Just kidding
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bad boy versus naughty boy
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I like naughty men myself, rather than boyz. Naughty means their freaks in bed, and the bad boyz are the ones you wanna give up. Their only good for one ride, thats it..... Hmmm I guess I'm naughty...Not bad. |
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SINGLE or TAKEN? - part 7
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Single and happy but would like a LTR with the right woman.
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Matchmaking Game - part 109
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This sounds fun count me in...
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Evening everyone!! Where is everybody today?? This place is dead!! I'm kinda new here what goes on? |
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A bunch of stuff
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Let's go!!! Oh, and I will need to perv your profile! You joined on my birthday! Welcome back and best wishes!! Happy B-day |
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A bunch of stuff
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Hi Everyone, I was on this site about a year ago just to meet women and didn't read the forums. I didn't meet any women so I dropped off for awhile. Now I decided to get involved with the forums and I find them to be very amusing. Most of the things I write will be tongue in cheek.
All the lovely ladies can blast me all they want to and ugly guys can too. I luv to laugh with others and at myself. So if you see me in a forum say what you will but be prepared to be able to take it too, is that fair? Notboring111 |
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what is Red rover its where you have 2 teams line up facing each other. they hold hands (each team on their side). one side will say the chant and pick someone. if that person breaks through the line, they get to go back to their own team. if not they stay on the side that they couldn't break through. jules correct me if i am wrong. I think it was if you broke through you would bring someone back to your team. If you didn't break through you'd have to stay on that team. |
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If you could...
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To Faith Hill's dressing room.
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Back when girls wore dresses and they would jump rope and my friends and I would sit on the ground by them and get to see their panties...
HUBBA HUBBA |
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Topic:
Scary Sneezing
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It's true are you a LOUD sneezer?
Man I blow the roof off and I usually sneeze at least 3 times LOL |
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