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Fri 06/20/08 09:41 AM

Welcome notboring to the family. Hope you enjoy the forums.flowerforyou


Hi to the both of you above me...Yeah I have only been on here a week and I just found this 50's group...I was on here before just to find a woman and that didn't work so now I'm back to goof around on these forums...you'll find out that a lot of what I say is tongue in cheek.laugh

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Fri 06/20/08 08:00 AM

laughA tall small breasted blonde with a nice @ss and long legs in leather stiletto high heel boots and fish net stockings wearing a black lacey teddy, crotchless panties, and a garter belt sitting on my lap drinking a beer and watching Nascar!laugh I guess it'd be ok to substitute the blode with a short big breasted brunette!happy


This guy watches porn laugh laugh laugh


I've always heard my butt makes me hot.embarassed blushing

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Fri 06/20/08 07:27 AM
What the? This site looks pretty dead, are we all that?

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Fri 06/20/08 07:22 AM
I have had soooooo many dates from hell but I can't tell them on here...

Oh...my friend Mary had a date with guy at Denny's restaurant. He had 2 for one coupons and asked her to split the bill with him...including TIPlaugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh

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Fri 06/20/08 07:18 AM
My sons tell they wish they could have lived in the 60's for the music and life was better.

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Fri 06/20/08 07:14 AM

I'm old(er) but still trying to be arm candy!!


Hmmmm

Why can't guys be arm candy?

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Fri 06/20/08 07:01 AM
About 4 years ago I dated a 29 year old woman for mmmmm about 6 weeks. It was fun for awhile but I ended it primarily because of the music differences and all she wanted to do is shoot pool and play darts at her favorite bar.yawn yawn

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Fri 06/20/08 06:53 AM

Does Younger/Older mean that we are acting our I.Q., not our bra size?blushing blushing laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh


Well it's pretty hard for me to find someone dumber than me so I'll take bra sizebigsmile

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Fri 06/20/08 06:45 AM
Every morning I look in the mirror while brushing my teeth and laugh at what I see.
I look forward to the day and don't look back except for the lessons I have learned that have changed me for the positive.happy happy

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Fri 06/20/08 06:28 AM
True

Loves oral sexdevil

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Thu 06/19/08 09:58 PM
Edited by notboring111 on Thu 06/19/08 09:59 PM
When you check your mail even though it doesn't say you have mail.:smile: :smile:

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Thu 06/19/08 09:56 PM
To give and get a great massage.happy

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Thu 06/19/08 09:54 PM
Topless with a long string of pearls, tight cut off jeans and barefoot.

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Thu 06/19/08 09:50 PM
Your kisses so tender, your lips so sweet,
I can hardly wait until we meetblushing flowerforyou

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Thu 06/19/08 09:44 PM

im a clean freak...CLEAN as can be !!!


I'm a freak and freaky as can be.:wink:

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Thu 06/19/08 09:37 PM



ok you want a straight answer and not a joke? What do I consider to be games guys play? Not calling when you say you will. One day you are all about me then I never hear from you again. One day you are making plans to meet me in e-mail the next day in the forums I see you telling someone else how crazy you are about them. Not answering your mail when you are the one that wrote me first. Flat out LIES. Playing the numbers game. Playing friends against each other, yes women do talk to each other. This give you a good general idea?

I treat strangers with more care and respect than I have been treated with by people who call me friend....


I don't know what you said but it sounds good:smile:


*grin* Do I need to be plainer or just briefer?flowerforyou


I just like to tease you....you know thatlaugh laugh

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Thu 06/19/08 09:34 PM
Don't EVER EVER EVER use the C word even in a joke.

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Thu 06/19/08 09:30 PM



I'm looking for the perfect girl I could not ask for more,
She'll be deaf and dumb and oversexed and her father will own a liquor store.





if you want the perfect girl,buy a blow up doll smokin




HEY NOW! PLAY NICE!!bigsmile laugh laugh :tongue:


See now Indigo is REEEAAAALL nice, she understands us men, our trials and tribulations...she's also very HOT too:wink: :wink:

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Thu 06/19/08 04:47 PM
Yeah I finally got circumsized and lost 3 pounds.

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Thu 06/19/08 04:35 PM

LMAO i freaking love that commercial....drinker


Boomdiata..I love that dress you have on.devil