Zack and Miri make a porno....................in between my legs

Note: Some Assembly Required , Batteries NOT Included..

throws some pixie dust around the room n sneaks ahead while everyone is in awe of the pretty...........ITS ME!!

awwww mwahhhh

mwah

Can i eat the worm

Yeah and the other person naked helps too

Oh i try Mr New

Why yes i have KC:

I've learned that you shouldn't compare yourself to others - they are more messed up than you think.

I've learned that it's taking me a long time to sleep with the person I want.

I've learned that you should always leave loved ones with loving words. You may need to borrow money.

I've learned that either you control your attitude or you will be offered medication.

I've learned that money is a great substitute for character.

I've learned that sometimes the people you expect to kick you when you're down will be the ones who do so.

I've learned that your family won't always be there for you. Unless, of course, you win the lottery.

I've learned that no matter how good a guy is, he'll eventually revert.

I've learned that no matter how badly your heart is broken, therapy is still expensive.

I've learned that we don't have to ditch bad friends because their dysfunction makes us feel better about ourselves.

I've learned that two people can screw the exact same person and compare notes.

I've learned that no matter how you try to protect your children, they will eventually get arrested and end up in the local paper.

I've learned to say "Screw 'em if they can't take a joke" in 6 languages.

I've learned that just because someone doesn't love you the way you want them to doesn't mean you can't take advantage of them when they're passed out and naked in your bed.



damn i must have been having a stutter when i wrote that - i was stuck on repeat for a sec but all cleared up

awwwwwwwwwwww ((((((((HUGS))))))) KC

ooooh i like that one

Ok this is my take on it.............Hold meaning to regard in a certain way.


i would never talk to some one that haves more "regard" than god gave him


Hence meaning any dude that consider themselves to be above god wont ever get talked to.

Labyrinth......................between my legs

Im dry thorb

Thanks for all those who answered, I been here 3 or so days so i barely know anyone yet but certainly looking forward to getting to know u all ;)

should never look down on anyone unless they are giving u head

dragonfly on belly



fairy on ankle



Back piece




Tibetian writing

lol ok when i work out how to post a pic of it ill post all the ones i have ok

Some people are like slinkies - not really good for anything, but they bring a smile your face when you push them down the stairs.

The Bachelor................in between my legs