HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Napolean Dynamite
Freddy Got Fingered

I will laugh my head off and watch them over and over with their pointless plots

Lollipop (rock version)
Framing Hanley
I love kenneth Wayne Nixon (lead singer)


Now I hate this partby the *****cat dolls

I wanna start on my sleeves. ive already found my artist!!!

I have a love/hate relationship with Artt (my x) we been thru alot of crap but he was my first true love even tho he jumps from young girl to younger girl thinking he can use that father complex bull to make em relocate and work at disney world during the day and porn star at nite...o im sorry was i typing out loud...lol


I JUST WANT TO SAY "EAT SH*T AND DIE ARTHUR"


in the most kindest of ways

damn

thank you

I know you don’t understand
why your lover is watching me
Since I wear a size 24
and you wear a size 3
But while you stare
and frown
in disgust
TRUST
that your lover
is staring in lust
ogling the fullness of my breast
a perfect, sensual headrest
daydreaming about sitting
atop this queen’s throne
sucking these hershey nipples
no trace of silicone
And while you crunch away
your tummy
and become the master of your thighs
your lover is imagining the thrill
Of getting lost in the mountains
and hills
Of my pleasure
Tasting and touching
My hidden treasure
admiring
my confident stride
fantasizing about the ride
supported by a thick sista like me
and
The sensual sway
Of my ethnic hips
people have taken trips
to Africa to see
what your lover can spy for free
from my honey glazed
bee stung lips
and beyond my thunderous thighs
I am a proud, thick, sexy chick
Too bad you can’t see me
through your lovers eyes.

the bartender song

"im sittin at a bar on the inside-waiting on my ride on the outside-she broke my heart in the trailer park-so i jacked the keys to her fu**ing car- and crashed that piece of s**t-then stepped away"

this is my new fave

drink to much goldschlagger its red...but back to the confused dude. if other dudes turn u on ur gay if chix turn u on ur straight if both turn u on ur greedy lol...

the old "ive got to work in the morning" works...unless he works with you then im fresh out of advice :)

lucky you

ive got people on my left that block my parking spot and sit in the car outside for 420 time they gut the cigars in my yard. i've got a mentally retarded (haven't seen his mental history but id put 20 bux on it)racist across the way with his confused gender wife and they crazy mama- the nosy lady that told people i was doing"it" i hate them all!!!

donk by soulja boy....wait...now its crawling by linkin park...gotta love the playlists

Avenged Sevenfold altho im not sure if they cld be considered rock...theres alway def leopard and aerosmith

Hi I am Candi, 22 in Goldsboro NC. just joined so if u find urself bored take a look at my profile cld use some new friends...