How do you sink an Irish submarine ?

Knock on the door .....

My Wife and kids are upset because I put ginger in their curry
..They loved that cat...

The guy at the furniture shop told me the sofa would seat 5 people without any problems.
Then it occurred to me that I don't think I know five people without problem.



A beer does not make you fat. It makes you lean. Against bars, tables, chairs, and walls.


My dog bit my wife.................... so I had to put her down...oooh

I just saw a car being driven by a lamb in a swimsuit........ it was a lamb bikini

One big difference between men and women is that if a woman says smell this,
and it is usually a nice smell


I've just burned 3000 calories. That's the last time I leave the brownies in the oven while I take a short nap.

I'm done with the dating apps . I would much rather meet the old fashion way, through tequila and poor judgement

Growing up in London hammersmith not far from the Odion and Earls Court in the 70s just had to walk or get the tube to see Pink Floyd, Genesis, Led Zepplin, Deep Purple, Zappa and many more also saw Black sabbath 7 times in the Ossi years.

I breed parakeets .. (Superb Parakeets) Have around 30 in a big flight aviary. + a dog (small named pfica) 4 rabbits and 2 lizards