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Sat 08/11/18 05:55 PM
"I am not what happened to me, I am what I choose to become." -- Carl Jung

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Thu 08/09/18 05:28 AM
I came here looking for intelligent life in the universe...

I found it on the forums!!!

:wink:

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Tue 08/07/18 08:00 PM
At work, after a 14 hour day, my boss said, "We're done here. You can go home now."


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Sun 07/22/18 04:01 PM
A waitress said, "There you are, honey."

*sniff* It's the nicest thing I've heard in a long time!!!

;-P

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Sun 07/22/18 03:56 PM
I originally signed up because it's incredibly difficult to meet decent people in the Las Vegas area. I wanted to find a woman to hang out with and maybe explore the city with.

Since that wasn't working out too well, I decided to invade the forums and haven't looked back since!


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Fri 07/20/18 07:29 PM

Aw, how lovely :blush:


Thank you so much!
I enjoy writing corny love poems.

Now I'm happy to share them!

;-)

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Fri 07/20/18 07:18 PM
I have a 3rd degree black belt in taekwondo.
I was the 1997 U.S. national champion.
I taught for over 8 years and produced other national champions.

Oh wait, that was more than one thing.
Damn it, I just can't follow directions!
Damn it, that's 4!!!


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Fri 07/20/18 07:09 PM
To see the world
Meet interesting people
And kill them!

Oh wait, that's why I joined the Marines when I was young!!!

;-)

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Fri 07/20/18 07:06 PM
I survived another damn week and I made it to Friday, whoo-hoo!!!



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Fri 07/20/18 07:04 PM
Having served in the Marines and having been married at the time, I don't consider the spouse to have served. They supported, but they didn't serve. Spouses didn't get yelled at, they didn't run physical conditioning at 4:30 AM every morning, and they didn't have to deal with some of the day to day insanity that we had to put up with.

I do give them huge kudos for putting up with and supporting those who did! Military spouses are amazing!

Semper Fi, fellow Marines!

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Fri 07/20/18 06:03 AM
Though we're apart by many a mile,
I still recall your beautiful smile;
No matter how far we are apart,
You're right here within my heart!

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Thu 07/19/18 08:43 PM
Politicians and dirty diapers should be changed often.
And for the same reason!!!

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Thu 07/19/18 08:41 PM

Good job :thumbsup:


*Takes a bow*

My humble thanks for your appreciatoin, milady!!!

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Thu 07/19/18 08:31 PM
Wait, there's a strategy to this???
Damn it, I didn't get the memo!!!


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Thu 07/19/18 08:24 PM
I find it difficult to meet people here in Las Vegas; hence why I'm on this site. So many people seem to be jaded in this town, and there are so many scams out there.

But I keep positive and I'm happy with myself, so whatever happens, happens!

I'll just keep on smiling!!!


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Thu 07/19/18 08:04 PM
Damn it, I've never had the opportunity!!!

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Thu 07/19/18 07:53 PM
When I got my midterm performance review today, my VP told me that my employees love me and would follow me to hell and back!

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Thu 07/19/18 07:47 PM

Wanted to see if there was any intelligent life left


That would be a negative...

;-)

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Wed 07/18/18 08:08 PM
In the space
Between Moments,
When
All of Time
Stands still,
Your presence
Is
The only thing
I know;
One heart,
Reaching
Through Eternity
To touch
Another heart.

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Wed 07/18/18 07:50 PM
*sniff* It's been so long... I don't recall what one of those feels like... Would some kind, sweet, sensitive lady please describe one for me...

;-p

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