.......a mature man should know by the time he turns 40

1. The difference between love and lust

2. How to change a tire, a diaper and a womans mind.

3. When to hold on when to let go.

4. Your capacity for intimacy and alcohol

5. Basic Carpentry, plumbing and automotive repair.

6. Advanced foreplay

7. At least one woman whose love for you besides your mother is enduring and substanstial

8. Trouble when you see it.

9. True love when you see it.

10. A load of bull when you hear it.

11. The symptoms of PMS

12. your Strengths and weaknesses

13.the Art of seduction

14. How to fast and slow dance.

15.Realize that your wife (lover, girlfriend) is not your mother.

16. A woman’s erogenous zones

17. How to negotiate the inevitable compromise of a romantic relationship in ways that keep both sides as happy as possible.

18. What you want out of life and how to go for it

19. Which medical test you need

20. How to make money, dinner, conversation and love.

21. How to start a fire in a hearth and a heart

22. A realistic plan to secure your retirement

23. How to unhook a bra with one hand - in the dark.

24. Where to get breakfast/gas/and a prescription at 2:00 in the morning

25. How to give a toast and receive a complement.

26. How to be gracious in victory and defeat

27. When to talk and when to listen.

28. At least one true friend who will be there for you whenever you call

29. The ten commandments

30. The fundamental workings of the female psych

31. The importance of trying to follow them

32. How to close a deal

33. Your way around a kitchen

34. The futility of unrequited love

35. How to open a bottle of champagne

36. What really matters

37. What doesn't.

38. the power and magic of a good woman.

39. What other people think of you.

40. Your own needs and another persons ability to fulfill them.