No, Rickey Martin the trash collector.

Your question needs some background.

I might write a song with those lyrics. You won't sue me, will you...?

Wow, Mr. Popular! If you're on the desktop, select the box next to the ones you want to delete and go to the bottom of the page and select "Delete." If you're on the phone, I'm sure there's a way, but I rarely use the phone for that. Look for something similar.

It's a plot to drive the crazy completely over the hill. The question is - "Will it work...?"

Well look at that! Your sense of humor still works! So go with it. Give it time. Even if you don't find a mate here, you can read and post some things in the forums. Sometimes if you stop looking hard, what you're looking for will come to you...

Every profile has a box where you EMAIL the person. That's the best way to start...

No. But you will find as many self righteous people here as in real life...

But you never explained how you get HERE so that you can post!

The world is more free than ever. People can do more now than ever before. Yet we have people lamenting others all day long. Clean your own house. That's what you can control. In America, people are so sick that they point the fingers at others, yelling "racist" just because they themselves are so full of hate. Racism isn't even required, it is just the excuse the people use to spread hatred.

Ignorant people will be ignorant. Don't spread ignorance and you are doing your part.

Wow. Just wow...

Paul, I hope you're doing it differently than me! Some men play hard to get, I play hard to want...

I like a good pun. I guess this proves I like bad ones, too...

This was AFTER your edit? Hmmm... (Sometimes I edit for speeling)

"... in my early 20’s for urinating against a tree in public. That was only for an hour or so..."

You urinated against a tree for an hour? If you had to go that bad, they should have been understanding.

Not so secret now. You just blabbed...

Did you mean "emails?"

They used some of those new "safe" bullets.

Over 20 million users! I don't have room to add more.

My cats go in my yard when I go out. One is so skittish, if I (or anyone) happens to walk near him while he is exploring, he will run all the way to the back door. The other is mischievous and will leave the yard if I don't keep an eye on him. He comes back fast enough when I call, but I'm always afraid someone will grab him because he is a no tail Manx and he is very cute.

I probably wouldn't let them out as often if they weren't so good, but they are pretty easy to manage. I'm in suburbia so walking far from the house isn't a great idea.