A guy visits a hooker and asks for an SM experience
She wants the trick and explains she has no gear and would need to improvise
He says he would like to be a hard whipped
All she has is a few light belts ,
He has an Idea,he has a long fibreglass CB antenna on his van outside
Off he goes to get it while she slips on some stockings and high heels
He comes back , she dominates him and lightly whips him,
He gets really excited and begs for harder and harder lashes
Finally it's over ,his back is raw and bruised ,he thanks her pays and leaves
A few days later the weals have started to weep and seem infected
He visits the Doctor who examines him and takes a few swabs to analyse
Well Doc what's wrong?
I'm sorry to tell you this is the worst case of van aerial disease I have ever seen

where's the peanut shells

I like it!

I like a good pun. I guess this proves I like bad ones, too...

Rolling my eyes .. I am just going to keep quiet on this one perhaps I will
Say just one thing ., there is an art to whipping ... and macgyver should have disinfected his van aerial first

I know whipping is an art ,more than once I have been flogged unmercifully with a scented bootlace