What was she stressed about? Maybe we can help her.

Bearsman.

What is this?


Bear((((((JanisNoden)))))))Hug



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Noden in a Bear hug........Bear

Coming out of Lead guitar and drums
Rest of the band comes Heavy
Said come on baby
Oh God, oh sh!t
Black and white, yeah
Polish sausages in a bun, in the sun
It's hit-and-run

Hey man,
like, like check this out man, really, I mean listen/

I was countin' the holes in the acoustic tile ceiling, you know
Mumbling and fumbling with them little buttons on my mattress you know, that hold it together.

So anyways, my mind strays and the tricks that my memory plays
like fascination and abomination on a biblical Broadway stage. Like dancers and singers and a fully landscaped gospel group and the harmony and whatever and dinosaurs eatin' like veggie burgers at the snack bar out front in the lobby, you know.

So anyways, on the same stage is me, naked like an empty page
That's when I heard him!
Like a director's voice with too much echo.....
I guess he was talkin' to yours truly, I mean me!!

Madam, that's Adam
Ain't no other woman, that's had 'im
He's stronger than a tree
That apple tree over there.
Wealthy in his healthy way
Never works, he never plays
Sits around and cogitates
Right now, he's planting his garden.

Like I had to hear that chorus twice, you know, before I finally got the picture!
I screamed, "I ain't Adam! I never seen the dude, and I ain't no virgin either"!

So anyways, it's really lookin' bad man, like that director's mean when he gets mad, like, might wreck your career with just one nod and like cripple you, you know, for life--that's a long time!!

My legs are shakin', my stomach's knotted, my mind has gone neurotic! I'd run if I could, but you can't hide from him, and besides that jerk took my shirt and my trousers.

So anyways, in the depths of my despair, my co-star arrives--oh God, more beautiful than Cher!

I screamed, "Make up! Gimme the script--please sing that chorus once more"!

Madam, that's Adam
Ain't no other woman, that's had ‘im
He's stronger than a tree
And he's freshly molded from clay
Wealthy in his healthy way
Never works, he never plays
Sits around and cogitates
He's inventing the original sin!

Hey madam, that's Adam

Happy Holidays

Bear

Forget the money honey!

I GOT MY TEETH ALL OVER THIS!!! vvvvvvvv
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GUUUURRRRrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrRRRRRRRRRROUW........................

I AM THREAD KILLER

What are you skeerd of, don't worry I'll protect you!



GGrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr! I think I better get another hat.

HERRO BOOTSY.........Grrrrrrrr!!!!
NOW THAT'S A DELIGHTUL TREAT!


I CAN BEARLY CONTAIN MYSELF!!


HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO YOU AND YOURS.

BEARrrrrrrrrrrrrr..............!!!!!!!!!!!

I THOUGHT I'D PUT SOME TEETH IN TO IT!!!

U KNOW IT!!


[B<=]

Janis,

I will not allow you to kill this thread, I will guard it with my life!!

Bear Down!

TK

Me thread killer

NODEN,

Janis,

I am not allowing you to kill this thread. You hear me.

How does a package like you get down? To me u are the complete package, so act like it, damm it!!

Love Mr. Bear, to you! ;~)

I would not get stoned and take my child out in the dark Trick or Treating. That's just me.

What do you want from life?

a baby's arm holding an apple?

Bearrrrrrrrrrrr.......

Janis,

I AM A MAN WITH A SLOW HAND, SO IT TAKES A WHILE FOR ME TO TYPE THE WORDS. PLUS, MY KEYBOARD IS SENSITIVE. ITS AN "EASY TOUCH" KEYBOARD.

BESIDES, I UNDERSTAND HOW YOU FEEL, CUZ I THINK I'M A THREAD KILLER. I, TOO, WANT TO BE LOVED, BUT "WHEN IT COMES TO LOVE, I WANT A SLOW HAND."

Hey!! she sounds like she would be compatible with me!!

OOOhhhhh.............

I got it!!!

While you waiting for her to respond, she was doing a criminal background check and something came up. That why she said "just because someone is careful".

So what the hell were you in for?

B

you weren't pushy enough. Email her right now and demand an answer for leaving you hangin' for two minutes. Your nuts must be sore, mine would be.

You were being to pushy.

I love that kind, use to do it all the time on the lakefront in Chicago.

Hey where's NODEN!!!!

Worried Bear