Take some time, you've only had minimal contact with this other person.

If you really like someone, time will only make you get to know them better and like them more.

Nothing is ever accomplished by rushing things and Rome wasn't built in a day...

as for the exchanging #'s....suggest it and see if the person is receptive..good luck!

I attend school with a girl that has a definite odor problem, it didn't go unnoticed by my peers either. I was elected to have the delicate conversation with her about the importance of maintaining a high level of personal hygiene especially in the field of healthcare, makes a bad impression upon, patients, doctors and fellow workers as well.

This being a client, there is not much you can do. I would suggest to avoid the ordeal of handwashing for 20 minutes that to protect yourself as well as your client, you invest in some latex gloves. Your employer should provide these as a health precaution because you never know if a person has a skin condition or worse yet, if you massage someone who has open skin wounds and you do as well, you could become infected with any number of things, staph, impetigo, or even worse AIDS.

Get some gloves and try burning some nice fragrant candles...thats the best advice I can offer...sorry for your stinky predicament.

Daisychain is just jealous because nobody wikes her...

Bunny boiler???? WOW.....take that slander back to the other site...

and as far as skinny WIZ....WOW..your spies are certainly way, way, way off, funny to think you know something!

You can gossip about me all you want though, since you so enjoy it.

Unlike some, I can take the insults and I don't care what you say, I'll respond to because you are a simply ridiculous creature.

Here's to you daisy, I'd get that money back from your detective squad cause they're all wrong

Daisychains....you are being just a bit paranoid aren't you now.

You try claiming I'm someone else, when I'm me.

Then you spout out about drugs/drinks, maybe it's me but I thought you'd just got back from a drunk fest in Dublin am I wrong? No, I think not.

Take your dour sense of humor and sour nature back to the land of anal retention and bitterness..

obviously these people don't mind a good giggle...now bugger off and fly back to your little safety net of CS, where you can play in the "above you" threads to your little hearts content!

Lemmings Leap Drink Recipe
Ingredients
3 oz Vodka
2 oz Coconut Rum
2 oz Gin
1 oz Orange Juice

Directions
Pour the vodka, Malibu rum and gin into a highball glass 2/3 filled with ice cubes. Float orange juice on top, and serve.

Very popular drink in Norway I hear....maybe we can have some of our Norwegian members attest to it??

The popular misbelief of lemmings doing mass migrations has even found its way into uncyclopedia, the source of knowledge. Firstly started as a deceptive strike against the man on the street by politicians, this fraud has gained widespread acceptance. In Sweden, people have started to organize themselves to challenge the plot of the conspiracy, in movements such as FML (Front Mot Lämmeltåg, Front Against Lemming mass migration). Although doing a great work, these true patriots can't hold against the tide of mischief on their own. You can help by not spreading the lie!


Last but certainly NOT least...just the last little of google humor...ENJOY all!

The easiest way to save a lemming is to simply assign it a job. By this i mean shock it with a 900v tazer that sends a new job signal into the brain. These new jobs can involve Lollypop lady, Miner, pizza guy and outsmart american President George Dubya Bush. Using a series of tazered commands leming may eventually reach completely random Door which will take them to safety, better known as America on the date Novemember 5th 1985.

and more humor from our good friends "GOOGLE"

Because, and this is the really tricky bit, they're really stupid. That, and they've been trained for the Scandinavian World Domination Fund. They have single cell brains which prevent them from ever learning more than one function. The Go Function was trained perfectly, sadly Stop was beyond their brain capacity.


A Lemmings favorite type of shoe is fans, which makes them even more stupid.

More google humor...

by:
David Attemborough on Lemming

I was busy doing some homework tonight and happened to google some very interesting information:

Humans have always had a soft spot for the furry little rodents, lemmings. This may be because they are somewhat cute if you look hard enough, or it may be that they are excellent in milkshakes. It is a known fact however, that they are extremely prone to jumping off cliffs. Although it is not the main goal in their life, many people and native tribes swear that they have seen the filthy little creatures run screaming off cliffs.(It is still not known that lemmings have the ability to scream and if this isn't just a tidbit added for interest over the years). There have even been games designed after lemmings' amazing talent....(eh-oh no more lemmings).

Many people have wondered why the lemmings haven't died out, when huge numbers jump off cliffs, and although there is no proven answer, there are suspitions that the stronger of the race develop "wings", much like flying squirrels. (This is just a rumor though) Lemmings can be domesticated, but they are extremely prone to jumping off the highest point in the household, in an attempt to re-kindle their lost ways. Maybe one day, we too will understand the ways of cliff-jumping, but for now, all we can do is make lemmilkshakes, and make home videos of them at their work for cheap laughs

Oh the senselessness of it all...makes me wanna send the Swede's some velcro gloves for the holidays

Oslo....don't you ever have the capacity to come up with something totally original..except a few emo's, some snide comments and personal dart tossing??? Heck, I'd even settle for you giving me a piece of your mind if you even had a mind..but apparently not.

Are we gonna have gator on a stick????? Or lemming balls?

Daisy needs to have some "weed be gone" sprinkled on her roots..I think she's just a wee bit jealous..

as for cantbetamed....hhmmm....you wish you were 1/2 the woman..now pucker up Mitch I'm next in line honey! Oh and Daisy you can kiss my rosy red rose!

Oslo...nice one..but I must defer to this classic which I love....I think you might rather like it too!

Ode to a 'gator

Woke up feeling good with the gentle rain falling
that's when I heard the lemming girl calling
soft was the sound as she stripped off her clothes
all the way down to her red painted toes
I watched her while eating a breakfast of grits
as she googled and copied and pasted her bits
Tho' I hardly remember the night before
she kept on asking for a few copies more

Then I discovered she just wasted her life
as she teased my throat with an ol' switchblade knife
she scared me so bad , I had to change pants
when she asked me to do the wild google dance
so we monkied and twirled and we googled around
Then her hobnailed boots made a god awful sound
We danced out the door and on down to her pad
where we met up with her gun toting dad

Now here I sit some thirty years later
watching her slide down the throat of a 'gator
she was such a hottie with a burning red fire
now the inside of the gator is sure getting drier
she wasn`t a whore , just a googler for hire
now she and the 'gator are a funeral pyre
If I`d been brave and told her dad no
she may have googled a better way to go

Dry were my eyes and my heart it turned black
when I caught her googling behind my back
so with baldheaded grin and a sweet baked potater
and mashed lemming pie and a spicy tomater
I'll raise up my glass and rewrite the post
as her and the 'gator both turn into toast
so pour me some ol' whiskey river my friend
and we'll drink to those who survive to the end


copywrite M&B 19 October 2007
THE COPYING AND PASTING OF THIS WORK IN CERTAIN SITES IS GREATLY ENCOURAGED

I'll even let bride have my stuffed skunk stole as a stinky momento...LOL

I think this proposal might just be the best thing Mitch has ever done..

ladies who are we to stand in the way of him and his "woman".


Daisychain...whatever or whomever you are....learn to conduct yourself like a lady...because there's enough ill bred young women in the world without you adding profanity and ill humor into the mix..

Now Mitch..are you thinking a spring wedding??? What kind of ring do you have picked out for her paw?

Of course she's quite the woman..hence all the men fighting for her hand....no trouble seeing just how desirable she is..all anyone has to do is look at her...she is quite something. I second what you said Daisy!

Daisy....and who might you be to make that observation...as far as I can see this is quite an honorable and sweet proposal of marriage made in earnest.

As far as starting trouble....well, trouble is as trouble does...

I think it's so romantic that this person has two men proposing to her...ahh she's one very lucky Norwegian princess...wow, I'm a bit envious!

who me??? just an observer.....just a regular member much like you.