nice. i guy walks into a bar, sits down, and gets a drink. As he's drinking it, he notices some music. He askes the bartender " wher's the music from?". without a pause the bartender sighs and pulls out a tray with a mini piano and player. "wow, where did you find him?". Bartender replay's"well theirs a jinni in the back room. you get one wish and one wish only. just a warning.". he's pointed to the back.


so he does into the back and a jinni is there. Jinni "you get one wish and one wish only!!!!! WHAT IS IT?".
"I'd like a million bucks"
One million ducks apear. the guy storms out and says to the bartender "hey! i just asked for a million bucks and got a million ducks! What the hell!". the bar tender smirks "what, you think i wanted a 12 inch pianist?"

MAN Walks into a bar... ouch

a sandwedge walks into a bar. orders a drink. bartender says "sorry i don't serve food"

a mushroom walk into a vegetable bar, orders a drink. the bar tender saus" hey i don't think your supposed to be here" mushroom say's, " Hey man!.. i'm a fun-guy(fungi)