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1. I finished the Oreo's.
2. Not to imply anything, but I don't think the kid weighs 40 pounds. 3. Y'know, looking at her, you'd never guess that Pamela Lee had a baby! 4. I sure hope your thighs aren't gonna stay that flabby forever! 5. Well, couldn't they induce labor? The 25th is the Super Bowl. 6. Darned if you ain't 5 pounds away from a surprise visit from that Richard Simmons fella. 7. Fred at the office passed a stone the size of a pea. Boy, that's gotta hurt. 8. Whoa! For a minute there, I thought I woke up next to Willard Scott! 9. I'm jealous! Why can't men experience the joy of childbirth? 10. Are your ankles supposed to look like that? 11. Get your *own* ice cream. 12. Geez, you're awfully puffy looking today. 13. Got milk ? 14. Maybe we should name the baby after my secretary, Tawney? 15. Man! That rose tattoo on your hip is the size of Madagascar! 16. Retaining water? Yeah, like the Hoover Dam retains water... 17. Your stomach sticks out almost as much as your ass! 18. You don't have the guts to pull that trigger... 
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Topic:
How to Shower Like a Man...
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well when you have to shower alone.....a man has to do what a man has to do...lol... as does a woman
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Topic:
getting drunk
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need to post that joke in the jokes section Jist.... let others see the humour....
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vP_HlNGfcR4&eurl=http://widget-2f.slide.com/widgets/sf.swf LOL......it may be cool now but wait until he starts getting in to fights at school you idiot....... there is no reason on heaven and earth nor can I find any reason to make a child so aggressive. some parents are clownshoe's. Almost looked like the dad was keeping his foot up...kinda skeeeered like already... lol clownshoe <---- like that word...
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Topic:
How to Shower Like a Man...
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Sounds to me like he's peeing in the shower.....and didn't rewash...lol... yeah pee at 14, rewash at #15 You know the tree & dangle berries get a good handling LOL
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I miss Jack Handy.............LOL
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Topic:
Things Bachelors Do
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very funny T
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Topic:
Ladies, all about men
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 Nice job Idiot. Did some one cut it off?
ROFL Latin
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Topic:
How to Shower Like a Man...
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im iffy about #9!!! You find the right loofah and showers are never same LOL
Damn that was outloud, huh??? 
the coffee made me do it lol
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Topic:
How to Shower Like a Man...
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I have a concern about #14.......ewe....... 
what peeing in the toilet or the in the tub LOL?????
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meh, my dogs name is mocha... (I'd name mine latte similar to lassie lol)
ummmm...... worn the finish off my coffee table lol and type with my toes lol
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Edited by
yokoke
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Fri 12/21/07 12:06 PM
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Well............ I answer the door before they knock LOL
and all my kids' names are "Joe" LOL
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Topic:
How to Shower Like a Man...
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yeah figured #9 and #15 would top the list
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Topic:
Don't mess with REDDRAGONS
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hey I want that "quiver" back...........
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You'd rather wipe a bobcat's behind with sandpaper rather than to try and take my coffee away from me. My motto in the morning is....Give me coffee and nobody gets hurt!
Welcome to JSh and great motto!!!!! LOL
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yepp.. totally addicted i have a obsessive coffee disorder Welcome to JSH Coffee Heaven 
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great video
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Topic:
How to Shower Like a Man...
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1. Sit on the edge of the bed and take off the underwear you've walking around the house in all morning. Leave them on the floor.
2. Walk to bathroom wearing a towel. If you see your significant other along the way, flash em. 3. Look at your manly physique in the mirror. Pat your beer belly with affection as if it was a great achievement. Suck in your gut to see if you have pecs. (No.) 4. Turn on the water. 5. Check for pecs again. (Still no.) 6. Get in the shower. 7. Don't bother to look for a washcloth. (You don't use one.) 8. Spend 5 minutes soaping your body and rinse. 9. Spend 15 minutes washing your crotch and surrounding area. 10. Wash your rear end. 11. Shampoo your hair, do not use conditioner. 12. Make a shampoo mohawk. 13. Open the door and look at yourself in the mirror, giggle. 14. Pee. 15. Repeat #9, because it felt good. 
16. Rinse off and get out of the shower. 17. Pick up the towel and sniff it. If it smells okay, go ahead and dry off with it. If it doesn't smell okay, holler to your significant other to find you a clean one. 18. Return to the bedroom wearing the towel; if you pass your significant other, flash em.
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Are her boobs real??? I want boobs like that...
Spork em, insert straw from caprisuns juice box and Blow hot air LOL Wella........... boobies............
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