All About Men
1. How many honest, intelligent, caring men in the world does it take to do the dishes? Both of them.

2. Why did the man cross the road?
He heard the chicken was a slut.

3. Why don't women blink during foreplay?
They don't have time.

4. Why does it take 1 million sperm to fertilize one egg?
They don't stop and ask for directions.

5. How does a man show that he is planning for the future?
He buys two cases of beer.

6. What is the difference between men and government bonds?
The bonds mature.

7. Why are blonde jokes so short?
So men can remember them.

8. Why are married women heavier than single women?
Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed.
Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge.

9. Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and good looking?
They all already have boyfriends.

10. What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?
A widow.


I'll have 1 for the guys later, enjoy ladies
Cooly

Nice job Idiot. Did some one cut it off?

lmao

ROFL Latin

just 1 to put a smile on the ladies faces