Topic: You've Had tooooo Much Coffee When..... | |
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Juan Valdez names his donkey after you.
You get a speeding ticket even when you're parked. You grind your coffee beans in your mouth. You sleep with your eyes open. You watch videos in fast-forward. You lick your coffeepot clean. Your eyes stay open when you sneeze. The nurse needs a scientific calculator to take your pulse. You can type sixty words a minute with your feet. You can jump-start your car without cables. Your only source of nutrition comes from Sweet & Low. You don't sweat, you percolate. You've worn out the handle on your favorite coffee mug. You go to AA meetings just for the free coffee. You've worn the finish off you coffee table. The Taster's Choice couple wants to adopt you. Starbuck's owns the mortgage on your house. You're so wired you pick up FM radio. Your life's goal is to "amount to a hill of beans." Instant coffee takes too long. You want to be cremated just so you can spend eternity in a coffee can. You name your cats Cream and Sugar. Your lips are permanently stuck in the sipping position. Your first-aid kit contains two pints of coffee with an I.V. hookup. |
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crap, there's a few of those that pertain to me
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haha! I can relate to a lot of those
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Your lips are permanently stuck in the sipping position.
ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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Edited by
yokoke
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Fri 12/21/07 11:25 AM
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LMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMAAAAAAAAAAAoooooooooooooooooooo
I actually like my coffee beans chocolate covered....so you can lick the beans slow before getting the full crunch....... very yummy |
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crap, I might be addicted!
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it's nice to see all the coffee lovers out today...........
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crap, I might be addicted! Might??????? there is no in between.... Either you drink or don't.....LOL |
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crap, I might be addicted!
Denial is not a river in Egypt....... |
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yepp.. totally addicted i have a obsessive coffee disorder
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yepp.. totally addicted i have a obsessive coffee disorder Welcome to JSH Coffee Heaven |
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You'd rather wipe a bobcat's behind with sandpaper rather than to try and take my coffee away from me. My motto in the morning is....Give me coffee and nobody gets hurt!
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You'd rather wipe a bobcat's behind with sandpaper rather than to try and take my coffee away from me. My motto in the morning is....Give me coffee and nobody gets hurt! Welcome to JSh and great motto!!!!! LOL |
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I whoop Speedy Gonzales in every race!
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Edited by
yokoke
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Fri 12/21/07 12:06 PM
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Well............ I answer the door before they knock LOL
and all my kids' names are "Joe" LOL |
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meh, my dogs name is mocha...
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meh, my dogs name is mocha... (I'd name mine latte similar to lassie lol) ummmm...... worn the finish off my coffee table lol and type with my toes lol |
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I can levitate kids..............beat that........
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That's was great. I work in a coffee shop and am going to print this up and put it up.
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