Screw them.

I hate the word hate.

Yes. I studied abstract algebra in high school.

Hi everybody!!! Do you guys think that my pup has a chance at winning his second UKC show? Please wish me luck. I would really appreciate it.

I dressed up as Santa Claus.

Particle Man

I would buy you everlasting happiness.

Let me open a can of whoop ass on both of them. Who are they?

Can you ladies forgive me for the bad joke?

What I said was a joke.

I banged this chick so hard once I made her tap out. How you like them apples?

This happened about 15 years ago. I was a junior in high school and my younger brother was in the 4th grade. One day he came home from school with a permission slip for a field trip. Our mom said that he couldn't go because he had bad grades. He was pissed. On the day of the field trip he was getting ready to go to school when mom had told him to stay home. So when he went into the bathroom I opened up his backpack and I found the permission slip signed. The little pecker wood tried to be a smart ass by trying to forge moms signature. Under "Parents/Guardian Signature" he wrote "MOM". I made so much fun of him that he started crying. That's classic.

Who is that SOB? The only reason I don't break him in half is because I don't want 2 of him around.

Buford

Does anybody need a hand?

I went to Mexicali (Mexico) to visit a friend that moved there a couple of years ago. It's so damn hot there (122 degrees) that when people go to hell they ask for blankets.

I feel so neglected.

That's not even a word.

No te preocupes, eres una chica muy linda por dentro y por fuera. Te han de sobrar muchachos. Si you fuera de tu tipo yo me mudaria para mexico.