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Tue 02/26/08 08:30 AM

"My wife is fickle, what does a guy have to do to get a blowjob around here?" Enter annoying intern.
- Clinton



(bleary eyed & hoarse) "I did not have sexual relations with that woman"
laugh laugh


"Mission accomplished" - bush in flight suit posing for cameras

sorry bill but george is just a funnier comedian than ulaugh laugh laugh

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Tue 02/26/08 08:20 AM
Edited by lizardking19 on Tue 02/26/08 08:21 AM
"I am not a crook!"-nixon bigsmile

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Tue 02/26/08 07:12 AM
no i meant grunge/post grunge and punk revival like rancid, offspring, early greenday, etc

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Tue 02/26/08 06:45 AM
well what else can i can the bands (some good some not so much) that rode in on nirvanas' coattails in the 90s?bigsmile

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Mon 02/25/08 03:16 PM

Hypothetically......you like a girl. You've been asking her out for a month, and she finally agrees. A week before the date, she's at your work, and she's been drinking. You want to kiss her...so you ask her to meet you at your truck when you get off work. She does..and you kiss...it goes a little further and you get a blowjob. You part, sending text to each other on the drive home ending it by telling her you'll dream of her.

Do you talk to her the next day...or say nothing at all?


if a girls been rejecting me consistently for a month i would guess that she doesnt like me and not push it any further

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Mon 02/25/08 02:01 PM
u could go in ur back yard and burn stuff (and eachother) with magnifying glassesbigsmile
that constitutes a party for me and my friendshuh

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Mon 02/25/08 01:58 PM
hmmm, on my pc the only way i could get itunes was if i payed a monthly subscription fee
IVE BEEN DUPED!!!noway

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Mon 02/25/08 01:44 PM
as far as pure oldschool punk i think theres noone better than iggy and the stooges

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Mon 02/25/08 01:42 PM
ipod only uses itunes, its more difficult to get itunes on a windows pc, if u have a mac by all means stick with the ipod but i have a very nice 8 gig music/video player mp3 made by a company called sandisk, it works quite well

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Mon 02/25/08 11:27 AM
ehh rancids alright
I prefer the offspring when it comes to 90s mainstream-punk
Americana is awesome

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Mon 02/25/08 11:23 AM

if you liked the show they are making a movie set for next year.... most of the cast is in negotiations but it won't be arrested development without the same cast...



Really?! thats my favorite show ever, i was actually just watching some episodes on the dvds
without the actors from the show, it'll suck hard

(quote from character Tobias Funke) "I'm half analysist, half therapist, im an analrapist!"

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Sun 02/24/08 08:25 AM

Please no good charlotte,green day, my chemical romance, blink 182... real punk guys....



as if!
its oldschool punk zealots who keep the music down by hating on the modern bands!

My chemical romance rocks! theyre like a modern misfits!

Best song by em "Thank you for the venom"


The clash-English civil war

Fear-Lets have a war

Leftover crack-Rock the 40 ounce

Iggy and the stooges- Gimme danger (little stranger)

Sum41-Over my head

Bad Religion-I wanna conquer the world

Modest Mouse-Doin' the cockroach

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Fri 02/22/08 11:33 AM
that poem is quite gooddrinker

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Thu 02/21/08 08:28 AM


i think michelle obama appears unproffessional in comparison to other candidates whose spouses who happen to be ex presidents


I agree...although I think his overzealousness will hurt her presidency should she get it. He likes the sportlight and I find it hard to believe that he can willingly take a backseat.


Well from what I understand, The clinton Campaign is pretty much finished, and i think shes got 2 much pride 2 settle for being a vice president (if asked)

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Thu 02/21/08 08:21 AM
i think michelle obama appears unproffessional in comparison to other candidates whose spouses who happen to be ex presidents

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Thu 02/21/08 08:19 AM

OH! FAIR NEW MEXICO, I LOVE I LOVE YOU SO. (Has to be set to music though.) Beautiful state song. I dont have much of a voice today, or I would sing the whole song for you-all.flowerforyou SURE WOULD LIKE YOU TO JUST SAY HI (Thanks)


our state song oughtta be "Low Rider"bigsmile

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Wed 02/20/08 06:34 PM
thats just about the most disgusting thing on the netsick
ive seen itnoway

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Wed 02/20/08 12:47 PM

Wasn't that the guy who wore a fake eyelash and killed people with a strange object? If so I saw that when I was too young and it freaked me out!!!!


he only killed one person and it was with a mishapen ceramic penis which the victim had in her "art" collection

That is a movie that would warp a child, or a sensative adult

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Wed 02/20/08 12:44 PM
Funny thing about that poem, the phrase which i wrote first is the last one which i had originally had stuck in my head thinking it was a line from a song by franz ferdinand but when i finally looked up the lyrics to the song (i forget which one it is) There was NO mention of of dracula or vernacular and the phrasing was not even remoteley similar
so i thought this wonderful phrase which had been bouncing around in my head was plagiarism but its not
isnt that weird?bigsmile

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Wed 02/20/08 12:38 PM
In my opinion A clockwork orange is the greatest film EVER

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