UK u kill me!!!!!

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-6558835179400172084#21s

tooo funny

love it

A young man is about to go on his first date and is nervous aboutwhat to talk about. He asks his father for advice. The fatherreplies: "My son, there are three subjects that always work. Theseare food, family, and philosophy." The boy picks up his date and they go to a soda fountain. Ice creamsodas in front of them, they stare at each other for a long time, asthe boy's nervousness builds. He remembers his father's advice, andchooses the first topic. He asks the girl: "Do you like potatopancakes?" She says "No," and the silence returns. After a few more uncomfortable minutes, the boy thinks of hisfather's suggestion and turns to the second item on the list. Heasks, "Do you have a brother?" Again, the girl says "No" and there issilence once again. The boy then plays his last card. He thinks of his father's adviceand asks the girl the following question: "If you had a brother,would he like potato pancakes?"

ur too much...that was a good one

thanks fran

i think we need some of those in jersey

then someone needs to tell the american football players.

hey i's probably pick the camel too

well i was having a bad day til i came here....lol

too funny fran.

well said invisible

i got married to my first boyfriend and first love. when he left me i was crushed. i took a year and a half off of dating and not having to see him anywhere really helped. OUT OF SIGHT ...OUT OF MIND. it will take some time. in this case lots of time. just cry it out..talk it out to everyone u meet. after a while of telling the story, u see the wrong tht was done to u and u soon figure out that it was not ur fault.
poeple change. ur young,u can find love again. just take some time for u..u .u .....YOU. it may sound a little selfish, but it;s not. u need to take care of u first and then u can love soemone else again.
don't rebound!!

ok i am just as dumb..please explain.

that was u wasn't it uk? lmao

i was rolling with this one....ha ha ha ha

There was a boy who worked in the produce section of the market. Aman came in and asked to buy half a head of lettuce. The boy told himthey only sold whole heads of lettuce, but the man replied he did notneed a whole head, but only a half head. The boy said he would go ask his manager about the matter. The boywalked into the back room and said, "There's some jerk out there whowants to buy only a half a head of lettuce." As he was finishingsaying this he turned around to find the man standing right behindhim, so he added, "and this gentleman wants to buy the other half." The manager okayed the deal and the man went on his way. Later themanager called on the boy and said, "You almost got yourself in a lotof trouble earlier, but I must say I was impressed with the way yougot yourself out of it. You think on your feet and we like thataround here. Where are you from son?" The boy replied, "Minnesota, sir." "Oh really? Why did you leave Minnesota?" asked the manager. The boy replied, "They're all just whores and hockey players upthere." "Really," replied the manager, "My wife is from Minnesota!" The boy replied, "No kidding! What team did she play for?"

good one!!!

funny reminds me of a gay friend that came over to my house and saw a can of corned beef. he looked at it and said "eww spam"...i replied...u put sperm in ur mouth....why not spam!!!!