make him into soft drinks and call him can of pope stretch him out and use him for a surfboard make a new movie, "a weekend at popes" That could work!!!! My god we'll make millions!! Andrew McCarthy and Jonathon Silverman aren't doing a damn thing lately! This will revitalize their careers, like Tarantino did for Travolta!!!! you are a freaking genius. |
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Cram him full of strawberry filling, add some frosting, and make Pope-Tarts. god i love puns. |
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4) stand a little boy in front of him. Try to get that last rise outa him! Sorry that's standard catholic priest CPR, isn't it? oooohhhh.... that may have gone over the line.... |
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12) Ask your local priest to perform an adapted 'Dead Parrot' sketch with you 'he's just sleeping' 'no he isnt, he is dead, he is a deceased pope' |
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put him in a forest next to a bear under a sign with a question mark.
have him, the president of the US and Osama Bin Laden walk into a bar. |
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Famous killer women!
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eve, the first temptress and the one responsible for all of our mortality. . . . Eve? who was innocent & tricked by Satan? What about Lilith? |
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Mary Flora Bell (born May 26, 1957 in Newcastle upon Tyne, England) was convicted in December 1968 of the manslaughter of two boys, Martin Brown (aged four years) and Brian Howe (aged three years). Bell was ten years old at the time of one of the killings, and eleven at the time of the other.
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Jane Toppan (1854 - 1938), born Honora Kelley, confessed to 31 murders in 1901. She is quoted as saying that her ambition was "to have killed more people — helpless people — than any other man or woman who ever lived...". During her residency, training to be a nurse at Cambridge Hospital, she used her patients as guinea pigs in experiments with morphine and atropine; she would alter their prescribed dosages to see what it did to their nervous systems. However, she would spend a lot of time alone with those patients, making up fake charts and medicating them to drift in and out of consciousness and even get into bed with them. It is not known whether any sexual activity went on when her victims were in this stage but when Jane Toppan was asked after her arrest, she answered that she derived a sexual thrill from patients being near death, coming back to life and then dying again. Toppan would administer a drug mixture to patients she chose as her victims, lie in bed with them and hold them close to her body as they died.
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honey glazed doughnuts, sliced and buttered, fried butter side down. Place on a plate and drizzle more honey over top (most of the glaze will have melted off in the pan). Maybe not weird, but certainly not healthy, and omg yum!!!
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well deserved, sir!
I'll have to look up 'Pure Prairie League' too.... Electric Light Orchestra |
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oh cool!!! Vanilla Fudge and Cactus I'm familiar with (but only one or two songs) and the Jeff Beck Group I know a little more, Rod Stewart was in there for a while, right?
(the) Stooges - Search & Destroy |
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I'm running out of S's!!!
you are a master at this game!!! Supertramp! phew! |
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and that's one i've never heard of! I'll have to look them up (is it Jeff Beck, by any chance?)
Sublime - Santeria |
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awesome! try 'who taught you to live like that' and 'the rest of my life' and if you like those songs, i can tell you a few more.
btw - i love nine inch nails... Space (and if you haven't heard Space's 'Female of the Species' I recommend it ) |
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Sloan - you may not have heard of them, they're Canadian, like me!
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ditto! Canned Heat? another favorite - going up the country!
(the) Buggles - Video Killed the Radio Star |
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Stevie Ray Vaughan
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uh huh!!!
Genesis - Carpet Crawlers |
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April Wine
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lol! it's a good thing they did as much as they did!!!
Talking Heads - Psycho Killer |
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