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SINGLE or TAKEN? - part 16
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SINGLE AND HATING IT Nope I like Texas...just hate being single Tempting but not leaving TEXAS  Yes, bring Your Snow and your Fireplace, I will not promice you marriage for now, but you can warm me up to that Later... 
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It has been suggested that Helen of TROY, had RED HAIR... This was said to be The Queen of Beauty... They have other striking traits as well... Just another RED HEAD THREAD...
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I usually sneeze when someone tickles mine... 
 I wonder if she will ever find my Red Head Thread ??? 
A redheaded thread, is written instead, but the thread for the read hed is headed to bed. Sir, I always write a Red Head Thread, I have been writing Threads since we did this in News Papers, try 25 years chester... 
I was here when Just Say Hi, was something NEW, I was one of the first few on plenty of fish, I was one of the first few on Connecting Singles, I just don't come here much or often... 
Things you shouldn't brag about, you're doing it right. Sheet Happes right when you least exspect it.......
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I'm staying on all fours for the breath taking results on this one ... 
 Oh, I apologize !!!
 I have an allergic reaction to Red Heads, everything I do tends to Piss Them Off !!! 
Or else what some people say. might just be TRUE, that they might be the sisters of Satan...  
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 After Several Decades of observation, I have come to the conclusion that there are Not only NO datable Women in Carpinteria Ca. , But there are None within at least 200 miles in any Direction!!! 
That's ok, because The God of GOOD Times invented Tequila... 
Well yes, there is that TOO...
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Fire Down Below....I had that feeling once. After a week of proper meds it will clear up 
Ah yes, Red Heads, a FIRE Like you will Never Forget !!!
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I usually sneeze when someone tickles mine...
I wonder if she will ever find my Red Head Thread ???
A redheaded thread, is written instead, but the thread for the read hed is headed to bed. Sir, I always write a Red Head Thread, I have been writing Threads since we did this in News Papers, try 25 years chester...
I was here when Just Say Hi, was something NEW, I was one of the first few on plenty of fish, I was one of the first few on Connecting Singles, I just don't come here much or often...
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Red Heads have to be The Most Sensuous of ALL WOMEN, SEXY, SWANK,Lusty, Lushus, LOVABLE, True Red Heads have a Fire Down Below... 
Ah yes red heads are all that but I think you left out a few. Like crazy, short tempered, have to keep them out of the sun, and the most important they have the ability to smack your azz with a shoe when you least expect it........ 
Well yes, there is that side too...
But I was attempting to bring out the most attractive Points, all I can say about the other side of life, is if she is ticked off, RUN, RUN VERY FAST, Duck, Hide, or move to another Planet... 
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I usually sneeze when someone tickles mine...
I wonder if she will ever find my Red Head Thread ???
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I'll take your word on that. Looks more like you'll give me your foot on that... 
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Red Heads have to be The Most Sensuous of ALL WOMEN, SEXY, SWANK,Lusty, Lushus, LOVABLE, True Red Heads have a Fire Down Below...
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After Several Decades of observation, I have come to the conclusion that there are Not only NO datable Women in Carpinteria Ca. , But there are None within at least 200 miles in any Direction!!!
That's ok, because The God of GOOD Times invented Tequila...
Really? That's funny. I live within 200 miles, and I can't say I remember meeting you.
Don't get me started, I'd like to turn you every which way but Loose !!!  
I see I failed to get my point across
Depends on the point...well, no it doesn't really. But you did manage to entertain his fancy for a bit, and saved money on car insurance by switching to Geico. Yes, she had been Tickling my Fancy...
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After Several Decades of observation, I have come to the conclusion that there are Not only NO datable Women in Carpinteria Ca. , But there are None within at least 200 miles in any Direction!!!
That's ok, because The God of GOOD Times invented Tequila...
I will tell you something you might find amazing, possibly even unbelievable. There are no datable women in Illinois, Indianastan, or anywhere within 897,000 miles of me. This has been confirmed by the eHarmony Investigations Unit. Lex I was here on the day that they made you a Mod, but shure thing is Filipinas, and they are within 50 miles of you, in just about any Hospital... 
They are contract workers, but if they meet a good guy they can marry you and stay, with american women you have a 12% chance that your relationship will last, But with a good Filipina, your chances are always about 87% of a good life long relationship...
So you may want to Shop around...
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After Several Decades of observation, I have come to the conclusion that there are Not only NO datable Women in Carpinteria Ca. , But there are None within at least 200 miles in any Direction!!!
That's ok, because The God of GOOD Times invented Tequila...
Really? That's funny. I live within 200 miles, and I can't say I remember meeting you.
Don't get me started, I'd like to turn you every which way but Loose !!!
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After Several Decades of observation, I have come to the conclusion that there are Not only NO datable Women in Carpinteria Ca. , But there are None within at least 200 miles in any Direction!!!
That's ok, because The God of GOOD Times invented Tequila...
That is funny, I use to bang a chick from Carpenteria, then she moved to Yucca Valley with her aunt, and went all Christian, she became a born again virgin. I guess I dated the last dateable girl in that city, ha! Yes, Oxnard is a Bedroom Community for Carpinteria, most of the un-web young mothers have to move to Oxnards and Ventura, or where ever their family is where they can be nursed back to health...
People become Born Again Christians, not Born again Virgens, They become New People in Christ, but most of them don't even do that, they simply become Christianeese - that is they act very Christian, but they still do all the same old things...
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After Several Decades of observation, I have come to the conclusion that there are Not only NO datable Women in Carpinteria Ca. , But there are None within at least 200 miles in any Direction!!!
That's ok, because The God of GOOD Times invented Tequila...
That is funny, I use to bang a chick from Carpenteria, then she moved to Yucca Valley with her aunt, and went all Christian, she became a born again virgin. I guess I dated the last dateable girl in that city, ha! Yes, Oxnard is a Bedroom Community for Carpinteria, most of the un-web young mothers have to move to Oxnards and Ventura, or where ever their family is where they can be nursed back to health...
People become Born Again Christians, not Born again Virgens, They become New People in Christ, but most of them don't even do that, they simply become Christianeese - that is they act very Christian, but they still do all the same old things...
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Let me throw in a correction, "ON MINGLE" ..that is. Not on Mingle, DH, POF, Zookers, CS, or even the Pay Sites, however there are plenty of hookers...
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After Several Decades of observation, I have come to the conclusion that there are Not only NO datable Women in Carpinteria Ca. , But there are None within at least 200 miles in any Direction!!!
That's ok, because The God of GOOD Times invented Tequila...
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Topic:
Do Scorpios Bond Well ???
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I think picking someone, or excludeing, them because of a star sign is kind of lame. People are people either you like them or you don't. It can be good for conversation but if people could read the future there would not be so many divorces. My criteria, is very simple, you must have an intrest in me, and be able to communicate with me, if you can bring yourself to do that, then your HOME FREE...
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Topic:
I Just Shot Out 32 Emails
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To every male 35 years and up within 50 miles of me... Think I'll get a date? I would date you...
I just thought to check back and see how your DATING was going, your good looking and multi versited, So my guess is that you GOT your Date...
No meetings..I am talking with a few..email as of now, one on the phone... Who knows? You just might be able to retire from here.  
I'm retiring in a couple years anyway..
I don't want some old fart..I want a healthy guy who can keep up with me.. I try not to drive over 25 miles to DATE, my thought is that UTAH, could be just a bit more than 25 miles...
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