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Topic: There are NO Dateable Women in Carpinteria Ca.
optrigon Joined Mon 01/04/10 Posts: 70	Mon 03/08/10 09:55 PM
After Several Decades of observation, I have come to the conclusion that there are Not only NO datable Women in Carpinteria Ca. , But there are None within at least 200 miles in any Direction!!! That's ok, because The God of GOOD Times invented Tequila...

lovet0havefun Joined Tue 08/11/09 Posts: 468	Mon 03/08/10 09:55 PM
Let me throw in a correction, "ON MINGLE" ..that is.

Mayhem_J Joined Mon 07/21/08 Posts: 14265	Mon 03/08/10 09:58 PM
Well thats a stinker!!

jlove43 Joined Mon 02/22/10 Posts: 5849	Mon 03/08/10 10:00 PM
Sorry to hear that..... Have a margarita and all will be okay!

FearandLoathing Joined Fri 12/28/07 Posts: 30121	Mon 03/08/10 10:08 PM
Beats not having food within 200 miles.

Mayhem_J Joined Mon 07/21/08 Posts: 14265	Mon 03/08/10 10:14 PM
Beats not having food within 200 miles. Depends on what you like to eat.

singmesweet Joined Mon 07/28/08 Posts: 26661	Mon 03/08/10 10:16 PM
Sorry to hear that..... Have a margarita and all will be okay! I would like a margarita!

optrigon Joined Mon 01/04/10 Posts: 70	Mon 03/08/10 10:16 PM
Let me throw in a correction, "ON MINGLE" ..that is. Not on Mingle, DH, POF, Zookers, CS, or even the Pay Sites, however there are plenty of hookers...

giocluedart Joined Fri 11/16/07 Posts: 696	Tue 03/09/10 12:08 AM
Let me throw in a correction, "ON MINGLE" ..that is. Not on Mingle, DH, POF, Zookers, CS, or even the Pay Sites, however there are plenty of hookers... LOL seems to be a problem for me too; I think CA all together is a crappy place to meet someone decent. I don't bother to look at the matches posted for me because they never change; been the same guys since I got on Mingle...literally like fish in a bucket

MelodyGirl Joined Sun 01/25/09 Posts: 9452	Tue 03/09/10 12:21 AM
Sorry to hear that..... Have a margarita and all will be okay! I would like a margarita! Me too Emily!

Mayhem_J Joined Mon 07/21/08 Posts: 14265	Tue 03/09/10 12:37 AM
Sorry to hear that..... Have a margarita and all will be okay! I would like a margarita! Me too Emily! I would like a Meldoyrita...wait, I mean Margarita.

Scott3895 Joined Sun 11/29/09 Posts: 2195	Tue 03/09/10 08:35 AM
After Several Decades of observation, I have come to the conclusion that there are Not only NO datable Women in Carpinteria Ca. , But there are None within at least 200 miles in any Direction!!! That's ok, because The God of GOOD Times invented Tequila... That is funny, I use to bang a chick from Carpenteria, then she moved to Yucca Valley with her aunt, and went all Christian, she became a born again virgin. I guess I dated the last dateable girl in that city, ha!

MelodyGirl Joined Sun 01/25/09 Posts: 9452	Tue 03/09/10 09:00 AM
Sorry to hear that..... Have a margarita and all will be okay! I would like a margarita! Me too Emily! I would like a Meldoyrita...wait, I mean Margarita. I like your first order better! I'll take an order of tatt'ed ribs!

Goofball73 Joined Mon 11/05/07 Posts: 33913	Tue 03/09/10 10:01 AM
Let me throw in a correction, "ON MINGLE" ..that is. Not on Mingle, DH, POF, Zookers, CS, or even the Pay Sites, however there are plenty of hookers... Someone say hookers? Where? Where?????

optrigon Joined Mon 01/04/10 Posts: 70	Tue 03/09/10 10:05 AM
After Several Decades of observation, I have come to the conclusion that there are Not only NO datable Women in Carpinteria Ca. , But there are None within at least 200 miles in any Direction!!! That's ok, because The God of GOOD Times invented Tequila... That is funny, I use to bang a chick from Carpenteria, then she moved to Yucca Valley with her aunt, and went all Christian, she became a born again virgin. I guess I dated the last dateable girl in that city, ha! Yes, Oxnard is a Bedroom Community for Carpinteria, most of the un-web young mothers have to move to Oxnards and Ventura, or where ever their family is where they can be nursed back to health... People become Born Again Christians, not Born again Virgens, They become New People in Christ, but most of them don't even do that, they simply become Christianeese - that is they act very Christian, but they still do all the same old things...

optrigon Joined Mon 01/04/10 Posts: 70	Tue 03/09/10 10:05 AM
After Several Decades of observation, I have come to the conclusion that there are Not only NO datable Women in Carpinteria Ca. , But there are None within at least 200 miles in any Direction!!! That's ok, because The God of GOOD Times invented Tequila... That is funny, I use to bang a chick from Carpenteria, then she moved to Yucca Valley with her aunt, and went all Christian, she became a born again virgin. I guess I dated the last dateable girl in that city, ha! Yes, Oxnard is a Bedroom Community for Carpinteria, most of the un-web young mothers have to move to Oxnards and Ventura, or where ever their family is where they can be nursed back to health... People become Born Again Christians, not Born again Virgens, They become New People in Christ, but most of them don't even do that, they simply become Christianeese - that is they act very Christian, but they still do all the same old things...

MelodyGirl Joined Sun 01/25/09 Posts: 9452	Tue 03/09/10 10:18 AM
After Several Decades of observation, I have come to the conclusion that there are Not only NO datable Women in Carpinteria Ca. , But there are None within at least 200 miles in any Direction!!! That's ok, because The God of GOOD Times invented Tequila... That is funny, I use to bang a chick from Carpenteria, then she moved to Yucca Valley with her aunt, and went all Christian, she became a born again virgin. I guess I dated the last dateable girl in that city, ha! Yes, Oxnard is a Bedroom Community for Carpinteria, most of the un-web young mothers have to move to Oxnards and Ventura, or where ever their family is where they can be nursed back to health... People become Born Again Christians, not Born again Virgens, They become New People in Christ, but most of them don't even do that, they simply become Christianeese - that is they act very Christian, but they still do all the same old things... What is an "un-web" young mother? Is that NOT having webbed fingers and toes. I thought that was a good thing!

AGoodGuy1026 Joined Wed 04/22/09 Posts: 1333	Tue 03/09/10 10:21 AM
After Several Decades of observation, I have come to the conclusion that there are Not only NO datable Women in Carpinteria Ca. , But there are None within at least 200 miles in any Direction!!! That's ok, because The God of GOOD Times invented Tequila... perhaps it's the "over-alls".... Seriously tho, stop lookin', hang out with friends... it will happen!! $.02

newarkjw Joined Sun 05/25/08 Posts: 17172	Tue 03/09/10 10:23 AM
After Several Decades of observation, I have come to the conclusion that there are Not only NO datable Women in Carpinteria Ca. , But there are None within at least 200 miles in any Direction!!! That's ok, because The God of GOOD Times invented Tequila... That is funny, I use to bang a chick from Carpenteria, then she moved to Yucca Valley with her aunt, and went all Christian, she became a born again virgin. I guess I dated the last dateable girl in that city, ha! Yes, Oxnard is a Bedroom Community for Carpinteria, most of the un-web young mothers have to move to Oxnards and Ventura, or where ever their family is where they can be nursed back to health... People become Born Again Christians, not Born again Virgens, They become New People in Christ, but most of them don't even do that, they simply become Christianeese - that is they act very Christian, but they still do all the same old things... What is an "un-web" young mother? Is that NOT having webbed fingers and toes. I thought that was a good thing! It is always good thing here in Kentucky. Stay away from the webbed ones........

MelodyGirl Joined Sun 01/25/09 Posts: 9452	Tue 03/09/10 02:03 PM Edited by MelodyGirl on Tue 03/09/10 02:04 PM
After Several Decades of observation, I have come to the conclusion that there are Not only NO datable Women in Carpinteria Ca. , But there are None within at least 200 miles in any Direction!!! That's ok, because The God of GOOD Times invented Tequila... perhaps it's the "over-alls".... Seriously tho, stop lookin', hang out with friends... it will happen!! $.02 I thought it was the over-alls too. That is kinda of a "specific" style. Of course, what do I know?? I have on a green hat with a big 'ol clover!