A blonde woman was speeding down the road in her little red sports car and was pulled over by a woman police officer who was also a blonde. The blonde cop asked to see the blonde Driver's license.

She dug through her purse and was getting progressively more agitated. What does it look like?" she finally asked.

The policewoman replied, "It's square and it has your picture on it."

The driver finally found a square mirror in her purse, looked at it, and handed it to the policewoman. "Here it is," she said.

The blonde officer looked at the mirror, then handed it back saying, "Okay, you can go. I didn't realize you were a cop"!!!

You crack me up fretless! Have another beer!

Miller always gives me a headache after the first one! Yuk!!

wanting1forlife........I agree whole-heartedly with you!!!

If you'd take a bath, I might consider you as a prospect!

I'm fine coco, thanks for asking!

How do you set filters on your profile? Anyone?

Morning coco!

I'm having coffe too.......up until about noon! Lol!

My fav cereal is Honey nut Cheerios too Sweet! Fretless, you need to start your day over if you're drinkin' this early!

I'm going to shotgunrule's for breakfast!

Morning Fallen!

Good morning one and all!

How's about some oatmeal and toast? Much simpler to fix!

Come on in and sit your butts down and tell me what you'd like to have for breakfast! I won't cook it but I'll listen to!

When you can get on the internet and you're not even connected!

Thanks for sharing......makes me appreciate where I live a lot more!

Very nice!

I believe in God because my heart and soul tell me to! I want to meet my sister and my Mom again someday and I'm not going downstairs to do it!!

Poor Joshy..........you have way too much time on your hands!

Morning coco!

Welcome back! You have a VERY interesting profile!