I was in the bathroom one day and I tore along a roll of toilet paper really fast and noticed something. When you you use force and speed not really caring, more often then not the toilet paper will NOT tear along the perforated line designed for easy tearing, but if you take it slow and concentrate you can get to to work right...

I tried to wrack my brain as to why this could be and I think I came up with a logical solution. The toilet paper around the perforations are reinforced with little holes, the perforations themselves made the paper stronger. The Paper was reinforced with little bits of NOTHING!

Since then I have done some research, and I would like to announce some of my findings:

-Nothing is completely invincible.

-Nothing is entirley

(Sorry... messed up post, start it up from where I left off.)

-Nothing is complete Invisible.

-Nothing is free

-Nothing is weightless



So, scientific community, it is in this foxes' humble opinion that our military should implement my findings and build their weapons out of nothing, for the good of national security!

Poor Joshy..........you have way too much time on your hands!

...I know, I need to work on my book more!