hey im here!

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We dont have mods?
Sorry only been here like a week

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Omg I know! Thats so annoying! I feel like punching the people that do that
j/k but it does annoy the hell outta me.

HAHA

Russian President Putin called President George W. Bush with an emergency:
"Our largest condom factory has exploded," the Russian President cried.
"My people's favorite form of birth control. This is a true disaster!"
"Mr. Putin, the American people would be happy to do anything within their power to help you," replied the President.
"I do need your help" said Putin. "Could you possibly send 1,000,000 condoms as soon as possible to tide us over?"
"Why certainly! I'll get right on it,"said Bush.
"Oh, and one more small favor, please?" said Putin. "Yes?"
"Could the condoms be red in color and at least 10" long and 4" in diameter?" said Putin.
"No problem," replied the President.
Mr. Putin hung up and started laughing with his aides about how those stupid Americans will fall for anything.
George hung up and called the President of a condom company. "I need a favor, you've got to send 1,000,000 condoms right away over to Russia."
"Consider it done," said the president of the condom company.
"Great! Now listen, they have to be red in color, 10" long and 4" wide."
"Easily done. Anything else?"
"Yeah," said the President, "print 'Made in America, size small' on each one!"

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PeOpLe WhO tYpE lIkE tHiS
People who chew with their mouths open
People who make clicking noises with their mouths for no reason
People walking around with a stupid ear phone in their ears..i mean come on, at first glance people think your talking to yourself.
And the thing that annoys me the most..people who let their kids run wild in the store or act up and wild in line at the store, i have been punched in the back so many times standing in a line at the store by rotten kids while the parents just stand there.

lol i have no problem with anyone over 40 its just annoying when they are the ONLY ones contacting me

Or I get guys offering to send nude pics in return if I send them some
Yeah right.

I know I have only been here a short time but during this time I feel like I still havent found anyone intrested in me or anything. Like the only messages I get are from 40+ year olds in another state

We shed 40 pounds of skin a lifetime.
GROSS

45 The world's youngest parents were 8 and 9 and lived in China in 1910.
GEESH

Thanks those were great.
And yes I did try to lick my elbow

Welcome im from Socal aswell

Welcome im from Socal aswell

I know she shouldnt have a litter now, but IS it possible for her to get pregnant? I have heard that its not possible her first time.

When I said swollen I meant her privates were swollen, not her belly. I dont think its worms.

Stanne - Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo what?

The past few days I have noticed my 6 month old Chihuahua looking "swollen". Today she is more swollen then I have ever seen. We have 3 other male dogs and one isnt intrested at all but he is neutered but the other two have been sniffing at her all day but not trying to mount her or anything and our other female dog has been trying to fight with her for the past 3 days, they are fighting so bad that they have to be kept seperate now. Do you think maybe she is in heat? When should I start keeping her anyway from the unneutered males? Isnt she too young to be going into heat already?