Topic:
Who's a couple?
|
|
You asking me?
If so...no not yet probably summertime. Why you ask? |
|
|
|
Topic:
Who's a couple?
|
|
Im with somebody I met on here.
He isnt on here anymore though. jaydizzle. |
|
|
|
lol meant 100%
|
|
|
|
[x] I think I'm gonna have a high score on this. [x ] I don't talk to one or both of my parents that much. [x ] I have said horrible things to someone's face. [x ] I give people disgusting looks a lot. [x ] I've been known to have an attitude. Total so far: 5 [ ] I took heads off dolls or action figures when I was little. [x] I have destroyed something valuable on purpose. [x] Most people suck. [x] I have thrown temper tantrums. Total so far: 8 [x] I get mad easily. [x ] I have no clue when I'm doing it. [x ] Sometimes I order people around. [ ] I AM/was known as the kid everyone else doesn't want their kids hanging out with [x] I've argued with a teacher. Total so far: 12 [x ] I could honestly care less about school. [x ] I love messing with other people's heads. [x ] I've been told I'm conceited. [x ] I joke around. [x] I yell daily Total so far: 17 [x] I seem to always be in an argument with someone.(including parent) [x] I don't like smiling but do anyways. [x] I know at least 2 people I would like to kick the **** out of. [x] I love prank calling people. [x] I don't like a lot of people. Total so far: 22 [x] I get annoyed very easily. [x] I think some people are just flat out immature. [x ] I always have to get the last word. GRAND TOTAL: 25 ADD UP ALL THE X's AND MULTIPLY BY 4, THEN REPOST THIS AS' I'M % MEAN %100 |
|
|
|
Topic:
Shopping Spree
|
|
Upon returning to her car from a shopping spree, one of a group of young ladies realizes that she has forgotten to stop at the pharmacy for her birth control pills.
She rushes into the nearest pharmacy and gives her prescription to the pharmacist. "I'd appreciate it very much if you could fill this immediately," she says." I've got people waiting in my car!" |
|
|
|
Topic:
Mama
|
|
Maria just got married, and being a traditional Italian, she was still a virgin. So, on her wedding night, staying at her mother's house, she was nervous. But her mother reassured her. "Don't worry, Maria. Tony's a good man. Go upstairs, and he'll take care of you." So up she went. When she got upstairs, Tony took off his shirt and exposed his hairy chest.
Maria ran downstairs to her mother and says, "Mama, Mama, Tony's got a big hairy chest." "Don't worry, Maria", says the mother, "All good men have hairy chests. Go upstairs. He'll take good care of you." So, up she went again. When she got up in the bedroom, Tony took off his pants exposing his hairy legs. Again Maria ran downstairs to her mother. "Mama, Mama, Tony took off his pants, and he's got hairy legs!" "Don't worry. All good men have hairy legs. Tony's a good man. Go upstairs, and he'll take good care of you." So, up she went again. When she got up there, Tony took off his socks, and on his left foot he was missing three toes. When Maria saw this, she ran downstairs. "Mama, Mama, Tony's got a foot and a half!" "Stay here and stir the pasta", says the mother. "This is a job for Mama!" |
|
|
|
Topic:
Family Reunion
|
|
Three old ladies driving to a family reunion discoverd they had a problem. All three husbands had the same name - LeRoy. The driver came up with an idea of naming their husbands after a soft drink. The other ladies thought this was a wonderful idea. The driver went first and said she would name hers mountain dew, he was big as a mountain and could dew it all not long, the passenger in the front seat said "I am going to name mine after 7up, he has 7 inches and is up all night long". The third lady thought for a while and said " I am going to name mine Jim Beam" The driver looked at her and said girl, that is not a soft drink that's a hard licker, the girl in the back said "Thats my man". |
|
|
|
Topic:
FINALLY FOUND OUR SMILES
|
|
Found my smile thanks to this website.
|
|
|
|
Topic:
Gross Joke No 1
|
|
explain please?
|
|
|
|
Topic:
What did you do?
|
|
I beat a hippie because hoes keep stealin my tacos
|
|
|
|
Topic:
You're Cheap
|
|
Hmm..guilty of the plastic bag thing. And I reuse my water bottles alot.
I buy my dvds off ebay. As a matter of fact I just bought a new dvd for .99cents and free shipping lol |
|
|
|
Topic:
Kinky or Reserved?
|
|
reserved..
|
|
|
|
Topic:
Gross Joke No 1
|
|
maybe cause its 4am..but i dont get it
|
|
|
|
nooooooooooooooooo
|
|
|
|
Topic:
54 Questoins,,
|
|
1. Who has your heart? He knows who he is
2. How did you wake up this morning? Sick lol 3. Which is more romantic: sunrise or sunset, Sunrise 4. Are you wearing any non clothing items? um..does a ring count? 5. What did you do last night? Went shopping 8. Did you brush your teeth this morning? Of course! 9. Have you ever been on the radio? Yes 10. What did you drink today? Just water like every other day 11. Do you like honey? Eh its ok 12. What's the last thing you broke? A salt shaker 13. Do you know the date? October 5th? 14. Where's the last place you went shopping? Hot Topic 15. Did you sing at all today? No 16. When's the last time you cried? Yesterday 17. How many letters are there in your last name? 7 18. When did you go swimming? Years ago 19. Do you love anyone other than family? Yep 20. What books are you reading? None 21. How was your day? Pretty Good 22. Is your shirt dirty? Yes from dying my hair 23. Do you live near your best friend? Nope she moved to another state 24. Are you a Bon Jovi fan? NO 25. Are you scared of snakes? YES 26. How do you like your meat cooked? Im a vegetarian 27. Can you play guitar? Nope 28. How do you walk? Uh..with my feet 29. What do you think of Fergie? Love her! 30. Do you read Rolling Stone? Sometimes 31. Do you believe in love? Yes 32. Have you seen Titanic? Several times 33. Did it make you cry? No 34. What's the last TV show you watched? King of queens 35. Do you like basketball? Nope 36.What eye color do you like? Any 37. Last time you went out of state? Last year 38. What are you doing tomorrow? idk 39. Where were you 5 hours ago? out walking 40. Who was your last hug from? idr 41. Are you wearing SOCKS right now? nope 42. What are you wearing right now? shorts and a tank top 43. Who was the last person you talked on the phone with? My cousin 44. Have you bought any clothing items in the last week? Yes Today 45. What is the last thing you purchased online? A camera 46. Do you miss anyone? Yea 47. Did you have fun today? yep 48. Do you like the number of this question? sure... 49. Were you an honor roll student in school? no 50. What do you know about the future? That i want lots of kids 51. Who was the last person you rode in a car with? my mom 52. How old do you want to be when you have kids? in the next 10 years 53. Did you meet anyone new today? nope 54. Do you have any tattoos or piercings? my nose |
|
|
|
Topic:
Long distance relationships
|
|
Thanks everyone!
I cant wait to be with him, hopefully soon. |
|
|
|
Still dont get what that wooooooooooooos for .... |
|
|
|
hmm i actually hate shopping lol
for me its ice cream |
|
|
|
Topic:
Long distance relationships
|
|
lol
|
|
|
|
Topic:
Im bored
|
|
|
|
|