Departed

What is between the lower back and butt its begins with an H and sometimes people het a tatoo there?

Oh lord please come down and save this woman! You have just opened yourself up big time! This post should get a lot of answers LoL! My opinon read the King James Bible it will explain everything you need to know!

I will take a spinach pizza with extra cheese please lol

Ham and Pineapple please!

943 VA,USA

10) He is getting amazingly fast at typing with 1 hand!
9) After signing off she always has a cigarette!
8) After she gets off, the screen's all fogged up!
7) During sex he screams, "a: \ enter insert!"
6) After she uses the computer, the seat is all sticky!
5) Your fax is filled with some guy's ass!
4) The INSERT key on your keyboard is all worn out!
3) The only 3 keys that aren't stiff are: S, E, X!
2) The keyboard is moist!
1) She comes home with a rubber+- inflatable disk drive!

A man went to a gift store to buy his girlfriend a pair of gloves. He had the manager try them on. She said they were perfect, so he had the manager wrap them up. When the manager gave him the gift she accidently gave him a pair of panties instead. When the girlfriend got the gift there was a note attached to it.

The note read:

Dear Honey, Hope you like the gift.The lady at store said they were perfect. I had her try them on for me. She looked more like a lady. I hope you will wear them for me Friday night.

Love, Bobby

PS:The latest style is to wear them folded in with a little fur showing.

Naw Im not leaving the site but dang where the heck all the VA peeps at???

LoL! You all are too funny!

Dude at 22 I dated a 55 yr old once hahaha! JUst go with the flow man! If it is there it is if it aint it aint LOL! Age is just a number!

Yes the people I talk to on here are cool but I am looking to find someone atleast within 100 miles of me and I have actually sent messages to just about all the profiles on here within 100 miles of me and no responses yet and I never see any of them online.....BORED!!!!

I am giving this site up! EVeryday i come on here and search with 100 miles of me no one is ever on! I think its time to adventure back to Plenty of fish!

Happy Birthday Puffins!!

Q: What has a whole bunch of little balls and screws old ladies?




























A: A slot machine.

Breast implants duh!!!!

What do brittany spears and PEPSI have in common?
They both have plastic juggs!

Game of Choice

The game of choice for unemployed people or maintenance level workers is basketball.
The game of choice for frontline workers is football.

The game of choice for middle management is tennis.

The game of choice for CEOs and executives is golf.

Conclusion: The higher up on the corporate ladder you are, the smaller your balls are.

Warm and Moist

MAN: I'd like to buy some dog food.
CHECKOUT LADY: Do you have a dog?
MAN: Yes.
CHECKOUT LADY: Where is he?
MAN: He's at home.
CHECKOUT LADY: I'm sorry, I can't sell this dog food to you unless I see the dog. Store policy.
The next day, the man returns.
MAN: I'd like to buy some cat food.
CHECKOUT LADY: Do you have a cat?
MAN: Yes.
CHECKOUT LADY: Well... where is he?
MAN: He's at home!
CHECKOUT LADY: Sorry, I can't sell this cat food to you unless I see your cat.

The next day the man returns.
CHECKOUT LADY: What's in the sack?
MAN: Put your hand inside.
CHECKOUT LADY: Hmmm... It's warm and moist! What is it?
MAN: I would like to buy some toilet paper.

Naw I didn't try anything else I use this laptop for work as well and if
i cant get the wireless to work then well I'm just SOL! So i have to
stick with Vista until they get the problem resolved.