10) He is getting amazingly fast at typing with 1 hand!
9) After signing off she always has a cigarette!
8) After she gets off, the screen's all fogged up!
7) During sex he screams, "a: \ enter insert!"
6) After she uses the computer, the seat is all sticky!
5) Your fax is filled with some guy's ass!
4) The INSERT key on your keyboard is all worn out!
3) The only 3 keys that aren't stiff are: S, E, X!
2) The keyboard is moist!
1) She comes home with a rubber+- inflatable disk drive!

now I know LOL

HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

looking in the mirror


nope

OH this reminds me of a story my friend told me about finding pubic hairs in the keyboard..............she then found the porn site her son was visiting at the ripe age of 17....

well.. isn't that great.. good to know...lol.. really, thanks for sharing..

OH S#$% they're on to me(jk)

mmmmmmmmmmmmm i hear u baby ohhh yeah saying Press down............down moreeeeeeee.................ok...............moreeeeeee...............yesssssss.............ahhhhhhhh..............yesssss............almost there...............yeaaaaaah...............oooooh ****tt..............harder...............so good! Yeaaaaah............... that's TEXTUAL INTERCOURSE...!!!!

Snug, we got a new word for that -- compuberty.

Snuggles, that is ewwww - would burn that keyboard for sure.

Good one Lex.

Man, now you have me wondering what my kid was doing on my computer while I was at work, yukkkkkkkkkkk!

Not at present, but I'm open to offers