Community > Posts By > plastic_pancakes
>Topic started about hitting a burglar with a baseball bat >Ends up a religious debate I love you internet. Pretty much. |
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I would try not to trip over the bat on my way to get my non-violent gun. "The horror... the Horror... Death to all the brutes." |
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Topic:
Confess
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I find most people underwhelming.
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Topic:
coffee
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Earl Grey tea.
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Topic:
women are equal to men
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Okay. For once, let's just throw this on the floor.
I hate these threads about how women are different from men. Do you know how hard it is to be a woman? It's... well, difficult from what I hear. I've been concussed trying to save a girl. Men are usually larger and dominate society physically. If more men just stood up and protected the innocent, male or female, this would be a needless conversation. This comes from a man that has defended those with no protectors. Be damned, those that victimize. Trust me - for the bane of every idiot, low-dollar criminal there's some Irish boy that's anything but lace-curtain, and we don't like you. |
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Topic:
Your existential terror.
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Are you truly afraid of loneliness, dying alone, or living alone?
All responses are welcome. |
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Topic:
what would you do?
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Hey everyone, It occurred to me that we all talk a good one and offer advice on how to meet people and talk to people (the blind leading the blind?), but what would you really do if someone came up to you and tried to start a conversation? Would you shrug them off and go about your business? Talk and get to know them? Try to be polite and invent an excuse to leave? Let's be honest. How beautiful is this person? |
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Topic:
Confess
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I was smuggled into the country I only hold my name because the nine year old boy who stole his master's horse, as an indentured servant, couldn't spell. They change the spelling at the border. Find me on facebook now, kiddo. |
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Topic:
Confess
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Why confess a crime for which you haven't any punishment?
You know that the sheriff's secret police watch this, right? |
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Topic:
Bleed, Baby
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it's
too goddamn much i've plunged into some despaired pit where words are worth the weight of your pocketbook beg, you peckers of poetry for a single stanza for the grief that inhales the deep murado smoke of rose tinted, half-broken lenses you are not worthless because you don't produce reproduce you are not a terrible parent for your errors he or she is waiting for a call tonight how tragic it becomes to love another to only lose that love, but how boring must we become to go numb from time lost the cost of freedom the loss of any kingdom restrained in the two row train as you barrel past the ocean atlantic or pacific the gulf of mexico when the sharks swim like minnows and you burn with an ink with interminable knowledge this life is not yours and you are not the shark you're just fraying in the swallowed mess of endless movement so, like the hand of the hunter the snare of the fowler kill yourself or become the new order they are both about the same price commitment is optional |
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"I no longer know the love of flowers;
the path before them grows, and twisted knots and pots of rot the sunshine loves to throw. I'd love to be the girl that leaves these vines of mine behind, but every thorn is sweet relief... I'll never find the time." |
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Topic:
what is it about you?
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I'm (apparently) good in bed and I read.
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Topic:
Confess
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I think this thread needs a better class of criminal, or sinner. And I'm going to give it to them.
The sinners are tonight's entertainment! My confession - I witnessed my father commit an attempted homicide in a park when I was a child. Let's play the game! |
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Topic:
Die
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it's so pointless -
the pain that lingers well past its time was it really so clever to cross-reference what i let you read on the internet? nihilism aches like some overcast day with your bleeding eyelids upon mine i see now that you need to be loved, but you really think possession is love? i'm drunk by noon, and you're a greater fool. |
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Why I hate dating.
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I disagree with the premises of your argument.
Also, you know, hey. |
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Non-Married
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"You'd be a brilliant first divorce."
My girlfriend loves the things I say to her. |
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Topic:
Confess
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I woke up in bed with two brunettes today.
It wasn't the most pleasant feeling. |
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Topic:
One Word
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one word
one word was sufficient for those boiling, auburn eyes do you remember the word? you loved me for it, the light passing through the cheap and damaged blinds beside us it only took one word or maybe the several after so apparent, your interest, and so lost, your intent am i really such a beautiful boy? one word and it changed every moment of my life after the moment it was spoken do you recall the word? |
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Happy birthday, kiddo. Have some fun.
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Topic:
Crazy
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You know, I only just realized it (and I don't watch Star Trek), but he displays the most dichotomy on the whole show - the gift between stoicism and humanity.
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