did i do that?

my hat is off to our troops....my hat is off to anyone who has ever been
in the serivce u guys r my heros if it wasn't for yall we wouldn't have
anything we have today yall built this country.....i tried to enlist but
they wouldn't take me........which sucks cause i really want to fight
for our freedom and our country and everybody in her

thats all i ever wnated out of life was to find my special someone and
start our lives together i thought i found it once but i guess i wasn't
do something right cause she left and took my heart with her i still
think about her to ths day and that was over 2 years ago

love dosen't exist

hey tiff hows it going im mike welcome

im sorrie ok it was just meant to be a joke but good lord yall started
jumpin down my throat

well we all find it preatty funny the first few times but after awhile
it gits old

this gurl is driving around town horney as hell and is lookin fer a
vibrator...well she walks into this antique shop and asks the clerk if
they have any vibrators the clerk looks at her and goes yes we have the
special one we call it the voodoo penis where ever u tell it to **** its
starts ****in he gives her an example and goes voodoo penis the wall and
it starts ****in the wall so she buys it and goes back to her place and
goes voodoo penis my vagina and it starts ****in well the next day rolls
around and she has to go to work but she dosen't know how to make it
stop so she's drivin to work while its ****in her and she's all over the
road..a cop pulls her over and goes mam whats the problem and she tell
the cop that she bought this voodoo penis and where ever u tell it to
**** its ****s and that she dosen't know how to make it stop well the
cop looks down at her and goes voodoo penis my ass!!!

its just a guy thing i guess my step dad wanted me to post it cause he
always goes around sayin all of em he just wanted to see what everyone
thought bout it

who was going around saying stuff like that in the fifth grade good
lord.........i guess yall r just to old to understand my generation of
humor

sorrie!

o well then i just figured id throw it out there somewhere o well

i didn't say they were hilarious i guess u have to have a lil bit of a
sence of humor

well thats what thier supposed to be perverted lil jokes like theres no
right answer to like if i washed my peter would u suck and if they say
no then u say u dirty peter sucker and when u ask if we went camping and
u woke up the next morning with ur butt hurtin would u tell anyone and
they say no then ur supposed to say then lets go camping but thats ones
funnier if u ask a guy that

thier supposed to be just funny little questions but i guess yall don't
git em

this gurl is driving around town horney as hell and is lookin fer a
vibrator...well she walks into this antique shop and asks the clerk if
they have any vibrators the clerk looks at her and goes yes we have the
special one we call it the voodoo penis where ever u tell it to **** its
starts ****in he gives her an example and goes voodoo penis the wall and
it starts ****in the wall so she buys it and goes back to her place and
goes voodoo penis my vagina and it starts ****in well the next day rolls
around and she has to go to work but she dosen't know how to make it
stop so she's drivin to work while its ****in her and she's all over the
road..a cop pulls her over and goes mam whats the problem and she tell
the cop that she bought this voodoo penis and where ever u tell it to
**** its ****s and that she dosen't know how to make it stop well the
cop looks down at her and goes voodoo penis my ass!!!

anyone wanna try an austrlain kiss...its like a french kiss only down
under...

have u ever sucked a sweeter peter than mine?

if we went camping and u woke up the next morning with ur butt hurtin
would u tell u anyone?

if i washed my peter would u suck it?

hey hey there welcome kick off ur shoes and come on in

mornin yall.....one pot of coffee down and im still tired.....who wants
to go back to bed ill git the bed warm lol
have a good one everybody

well at least im not the only one bored