i don't try to cover up my past because i know now what i did was wrong
and yeah ill admit i screwed up big time

its still legal theres the 3 year law

she just got done datein a guy my age tho

i guess it dosen't help that her mom used to be my bus
driver.................and that i used to wear make up on the bus just
for laughs and whatnot i used to have her mom crackin up

she's 16 but she just got done datein a guy my age whom the mother liked
a few months back

well i know ill never be good enough for her daughter im just a simple
ole country boi that won't ever have to much and i know that she
deserves the world..........and ill do eveerything i can to give it to
her

she's 16 and im 18 but she just got out of a relationship few months
back with a guy my age

the funny things is is that i think im in love with her daughter
and i have to figure out something maybe i should sneak over to thier
house tonight and take spark plugs wires off and switch them around and
show in the moring and fix it lol

i have been bein myself ive done everything i can think of and i haven't
touched drugs or been in trouble with the law in 3 years well past that
time in my life im just outta ideas

i need somebody advice there is this grl i like and we wanna be together
and all but her mom won't let her because of how i used to be back in
the day with drugs and the police and everything her mom says she
dosen't trust me any ideas of how i can regain her trust?

" i think that thing just barked at me o put ur clothes back on and git
on home id rather be alone"

yo momma is so fat last time she seen 90210 she was on the scale

yo momma is so dumb she went to dr dre for a check up

yo moms arm pits are so hairy it looks like donking is about to pop out
and say only in america

yo momma is so fa she pulled down her panies and i started singin "put
ur clothes back on id rather be alone ain't no way im goin there i think
three midgets just crawled outta there put ur clothes back on id rather
be alone" (o **** im scared)

git r done got r did turn r over and do r again thank you thank you yall
ill be here all wekk yall take it easy and if shes easy take her twice
by god

ty that one i consider the a bomb ain't no one comein back from that one

yo momma is so dark she could drink water and piss coffee

yo mommas neck is so long she can drink milk and by the time it git to
her stomach its spoiled

yo momma is so ugly she trick or treats over the telephone

yo momma is like nascar she goes through four rubbers a night

yo momma is like the vilage bike everyone gits a ride

yo momma is like a screen door every gits to slam her

yo momma is like a doorknob everyone gits a turn

yo momma is like railroad tracks she gits laid all across this land

yo momma is so fat she jumped in the ocean and the wales started singin
we r family

yo momma is so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck

yo momma is so dumb she sat on the tv and watched the couch

yo momma is so old when she breast feeds its powdered milk

float like butterfly sting like a bee i had sex wit ur momma now it
hurts when i pee!!!!!!!

morning everybody

morning fallen git the coffe while its here

morning cat

coffee sure is good this morning dreams are always good i didn't git to
sleep had to pull an all nighter ill day dream tho lol

morning how did ever one sleep