this gurl is driving around town horney as hell and is lookin fer a
vibrator...well she walks into this antique shop and asks the clerk if
they have any vibrators the clerk looks at her and goes yes we have the
special one we call it the voodoo penis where ever u tell it to **** its
starts ****in he gives her an example and goes voodoo penis the wall and
it starts ****in the wall so she buys it and goes back to her place and
goes voodoo penis my vagina and it starts ****in well the next day rolls
around and she has to go to work but she dosen't know how to make it
stop so she's drivin to work while its ****in her and she's all over the
road..a cop pulls her over and goes mam whats the problem and she tell
the cop that she bought this voodoo penis and where ever u tell it to
**** its ****s and that she dosen't know how to make it stop well the
cop looks down at her and goes voodoo penis my ass!!!

CountryBoi,

You seem to be fairly new to this site - welcome to JSH. There is
another forum for postings like this, called the "Jokes and Funny
Stories" section.