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I'm bring sexy back...
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Ouch.
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Bob Saget! lol.
Why don't you try to walk a mile... in my ****!!! lol! |
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Ben Franklin. Random. But so true.
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How not to give a bed bath
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I guess thats the punch line, and it kinda came out of nowhere for me.
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MUST READ THIS PLEASE??!
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Thats very nice. I enjoyed it. :D
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the killl song
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I'm Your Latest Goodbye
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Thanks. I wish I could sing it for you, I think I've got the melody for it all set now. :)
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I'm Your Latest Goodbye
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 good write!
Thank you ma'am. 
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I'm Your Latest Goodbye
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Sunday morning/I get out of bed/you're not here/but in my head/
I hear all your sweet words/and I'm alive Late night drive/windows down and the wind/it makes the sound/of wings/ Sings/and I want to sleep/God knows I'd rather sleep And I've/I've heard it all before/its nothing new/its all me, baby/wouldn't ever be you And I wish I knew why/why it all went down/why we never could keep a good thing going/ and never knowing/why/why it all just had to die/leave me gasping for one last breath/ one last good breath/why/I'm your latest goodbye Sunday morning/I get out of bed/you're still not here/but in my head/ I have forgotten your voice/and I cry Late night drive/windows up and I think/that I've screwed up/and I/ Can't think of why/Lord knows but won't tell me why And I've/I've heard it all before/its nothing new/its all me, baby/wouldn't ever be you And I wish I knew why/why it all went down/why we never could keep a good thing going/ and never knowing/why/why it all just had to die/leave me gasping for one last breath/ one last good breath/why/I'm your latest goodbye I've heard it all before/its nothing new/its all me, baby/wouldn't ever be you Wouldn't ever be you/I'm your latest goodbye |
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Haha. Nice.
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NEW TO SITE
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Welcome. :D
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Worst Love Quote Ever
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"Being in love means never having to say your sorry" This is the worst quote about love that has ever been said. Love is the exact opposite. If you love someone you will say your sorry becuase you want them to be in your life. I mean come on how lame is the writer who wrote that. Now... what if the writer just meant that being in love is an excuse for the foolish things you do. You do crazy things when you're in love, but no expects an apology. =] |
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Mama bashing jokes
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Your momma's so fat that when the whales saw her they started singing "we are family"
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Mama bashing jokes
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Your momma's so fat when she fell over, she rocked herself to sleep tryin to get back up again
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Mama bashing jokes
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Your momma's so fat her cerial bowl comes with a lifeguard
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Mama bashing jokes
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your momma's so fat that when it rains she wears a yellow rain coat and everyone yells TAXI!!
Reminds me of one thats like, You're moms so fat, she puts on a yellow rain coat, and your dads like, "Kids, the bus is here."
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Mama bashing jokes
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your mama is so ugly when she was born they had to put her in a tinted incubator.... ROF-F'ing-L!!! |
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Mama bashing jokes
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You're mama so fat, when she puts on a red dress, kids are like, "HEY!!! Kool-Aide!!"
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Mama bashing jokes
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You're mama so fat, when she says she's laying around the house, she's literally LAYING around the house.
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a song for you
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I want to write a song for you/ for you and only you/ and if it turns out well enough/ maybe I'd sing it too
I'd sing about the day we met/ how true our love is/ and how we've no regrets/ and if I find words to describe/ I'd write a chorus about the beauty of your eyes I'd strum my guitar/ and play a bar/ and hum a lovely tune/ and I'd hope and pray/ that maybe someday/ it would compare to you |
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