rpoman, you need to get laid loser. well from your picture, i can see
why you dont

dude, go pork as many chicks as you can, dont think of the bi tch who fu
cked you, just think of the fine pu ssy your about to receive.... be a
guy, dont be a girl

nazi/jewish person.

titty bar

thats sucks my best friend shot him self in the head 2 days ago

what men would do if they had a vagina for a day
10. Immediately go shopping for zucchini and cucumbers.

9. Squat over a hand-held mirror for an hour and a half.

8. See if they could finally do the splits.

7. See if it's truly possible to launch a ping pong ball 20 feet.

6. Cross their legs without rearranging their crotch.

5. Get picked up in a bar in less than 10 minutes ... BEFORE closing
time.

4. Have consecutive multiple orgasms and still be ready for more without
sleeping first.

3. Go to the gynecologist for a pelvic exam and ask to have it recorded
on video.

2. Sit on the edge of the bed and pray for breasts too.

1. Finally find that damned G-spot.

An old maid wanted to travel by bus to the pet cemetery with the remains
of her cat. As she boarded the bus, she whispered to the driver, I have
a dead *****.

The driver pointed to the woman in the seat behind him and said, "Sit
with my wife. You two have a lot in common.

he killed him self over a g/f leaving him.

please prey for thomas king smith.

life sucks dam n it

thank you

can someone please tell me how to get off of oxycontin.... i dont think
i can do it.

good for you

booyah

id say take the co worker back out, get him/her drunk, take advantage of
the situation, and get some d a m n strange!

id have to say do it again damnt infedelity is awesome.

ive had a 18 year relationship w/ my hand, and she's never cheated on me
yet. well there was that one time.... oh nevermind.

boooooooooooooooyaaahhh

tube of crisco

that picture makes you want to stick your head in between them and do
the motorboat