Times were tough and the local supermarket had to do something to lower its overhead. The store manager didn't want to do it, but he knew he would have to let one of his cashiers go. He decided it would have to be the most recently hired cashier, but Jack and Jill had strted their employment on the same day.

Still he knew he had to do something, so the manager called Jack and Jill into his office to explain the situation. He said to Jill, "I'm sorry but I'm gonna have to lay you or Jack off." Jill yelled at him, "Well why don't you go j*** off?!"

Message on a greeting card for your sweetheart:

Before I met you, I was troubled by evil, impure thoughts....
....Now I enjoy them.

Jill: I slept with my husband before we got married. How about you?
Jane: I don't know. What's his name?

Me three!

Hey, you made me choke on my coffee with that punchline! It was hilarious.

One of my contacts said that she is interested in chatting. Is real time chat possible on mingle2.com?

How do I make photos private? Do I upload photos first and click some kind of "Private" setting? Or do I just put the URL of my own photo in the email box if I want to senmd them to someone?