You two are too kind. I shall put my flowers in the front window! ;)

I haven't met any women to tell that. I'm not nice! I'm too demanding!
lol

nice to meet you

Thanks for the picture and you would not get my attention for a date but
see,Not all beautiful people are attracted to YOU.

Let's not all jump his butt at once! lol Everyone is attracted to
something about someone and obviously he is only looking for looks and
most likely ignorant! Unfortunatly you won't find everything all wrapped
up in one package with an attitude like that. We all want to be
attracted so I'm not going to say that that is a bad thing to want.
Looking for it online might not be as easy. I seriouly doubt that body
belongs to you so why don't you come out of hiding so we can judge you
correctly as you have judged what you have seen? Online hides a lot of
things about people so unless you took time to TRAVEL TO MEET any women
then you get what you ask for. Men with bodys like that are not found
online but in a strip joint. Men with brains that go with bodies like
that are scarcly found in strip joints. I actually found one driving a
tractor down a mountian side and let me tell you, that man had it going
on that I actaully stopped traffic to ask him out!! NO KIDDING!!! I've
met and spoke with several nice looking men on here. Just look at the
one above me!!!;)

gut morgan

sorry was talking to teddy! lol

do tell! :)

You are quit welcome

i have seen one of my angels as well

makes you wonder what she does sober ;0

YES and I have many to tell!! but that would take forever!

I'll share it with you if you find it

hmmmmm am I? well good to see I can still turn your head lake!

Lakeman! so sorry to hear about your friend. Some people just have no
brains! Hope you left him gasping for life himself! I would have.

I slept for three days straight once. Had migrane. Got a shot. Knocked
me out. HEY! the pain was gone!!! I barely could even wake up on the
4th day.

Sooo..after the slew of recent blogs, and having about three weeks view
time under my belt, I figured it was time to change my profile some.

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I've been on a diet and am down to 842lbs. .. I'm not 5'10 but 5'3.
I used to be blonde but am now grey with yellow roots. Looks great as my
hair is now down to my knees. (and almost meets my )
I'm looking for a rich man who can keep my world in the manner to which
I have become accustomed. I'm ready to rush headlong into a relationship
with the first man that pays me some attention and willing to share my
toothbrush and fudge flavoured toothpaste on the first date. (As long as
he doesn't mind dogs hair mixed in)
I'm obnoxious and loud with no regard for anybody but myself, but know
how to party hearty. I can cook, as long as a microwave is involved -
and it's not too far from my chair and TV screen.
Sexually, I'm a human dynamo, (my last lover has still not been found -
but I'm thinking he may be stuck between ribs 9 and 10) And be warned,
if you find something sticky, it's probably the twinkie I lost in 1986,
so please return it.

I'm looking for...

A man. preferably breathing.

tee hee he he

what do you think?

have a good one sweetie

An Inspirational Poem -
Ode to Mom
by Wayne F. Winters

My mom was always there for us through good times or bad.
Anything we needed she made sure that we had.
For Halloween she'd dress us up like a pirate or a ghoul
For Easter she would hide those eggs and chocolate bunnies too.

Our birthday cake always home baked and decorated too
The frosting spread with loving strokes as only she could do.
Each flower and each letter had to be put on just so
A masterpiece with candles lit, "Make a wish and blow."

Doctor Mom was ready for each cut and every sprain.
And somehow just a kiss from mom would get rid of the pain.
She didn't need a white lab coat her housedress did just fine
And when you left her "office" you felt better every time.

For Christmas and Thanksgiving you could count on quite a treat.
Roast turkey or a baked ham and of course some homemade sweets.
She'd be in the kitchen for hours on those days
To show how much she loved us in every single way.

So here's to mom on mother's day,
I wrote this so you'd know
How much I love you every day, even if it doesn't show.
I look back on my childhood and thank the stars above.
For everything you gave me, but mostly for your love.
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Remembering all the mothers who are out there.But mostly, my own Mom..
God bless you...

Happy mothers day to all of our moms out in blog land! To those
expecting! Don't expect much sleep at first! lol Be patient and if the
baby don't stop crying, try some peppermint water. The baby might have a
stomach ache. Boil some onion water to help the baby sleep. Always a
blessing for me! Kids are the key to our inner souls. Enjoy them while
you still can,laugh with them while it's still funny and pay attention
to them as they pull on your arm in need of your attention to get you
off the computer! The day is lost forever and to never return.

I was in a very reputable club for a meeting a few weeks ago and as the
night grew on the liquer was flowing quite freely. It was about 11:00
and I excused myself to use the ladies room to find a woman bending over
the toilet, stall door wide open, vomiting her guts out...She could not
have been over 50 and was dressed very well. All of a sudden I hear her
say "Oh s--t" then she reached into the toilet and fished something out
and went to the sink and rinsed off what appeared to be an upper
denture. She was obviously very intoxicated. After a little hand soap
and water she promply put them back into her mouth and smiled at me and
staggered out of the restroom. I came out of the restroom in utter
disbelief to see her hanging on a very hot looking guy.....I wondered
what his reaction would be after a night of hot passionate kisses....
the woman glanced at me and I just kept on
walking.........bulimia????.....very sad, whatever it was she recovered
gracefully without missing a beat, albeit very drunk. If it were me I
would have shoved the dentures into my purse and made a quick getaway
and then used some sort of industrial cleaner. The rest of the night the
term "potty mouth" kept going through my head though.