Topic: Potty mouth
dontlookatme's photo
Wed 05/09/07 10:19 PM
I was in a very reputable club for a meeting a few weeks ago and as the
night grew on the liquer was flowing quite freely. It was about 11:00
and I excused myself to use the ladies room to find a woman bending over
the toilet, stall door wide open, vomiting her guts out...She could not
have been over 50 and was dressed very well. All of a sudden I hear her
say "Oh s--t" then she reached into the toilet and fished something out
and went to the sink and rinsed off what appeared to be an upper
denture. She was obviously very intoxicated. After a little hand soap
and water she promply put them back into her mouth and smiled at me and
staggered out of the restroom. I came out of the restroom in utter
disbelief to see her hanging on a very hot looking guy.....I wondered
what his reaction would be after a night of hot passionate kisses....
the woman glanced at me and I just kept on
walking.........bulimia????.....very sad, whatever it was she recovered
gracefully without missing a beat, albeit very drunk. If it were me I
would have shoved the dentures into my purse and made a quick getaway
and then used some sort of industrial cleaner. The rest of the night the
term "potty mouth" kept going through my head though.

tantalizingtulip's photo
Thu 05/10/07 03:12 AM
OOOOOOOOOOOOO


Well!


Not the biggest thing in the world to worry about. The alcohol,

consumption prolly resumed and all was ,wished a way at that point...

So at the end of night, ...................well
.............flowerforyou

Greyhound's photo
Thu 05/10/07 03:14 AM
noway I think I did something like that back in my days...
laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh blushing

Native_Grl39's photo
Thu 05/10/07 03:19 AM
sick sick sick sick sick sick sick sick


YUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


huh huh

tantalizingtulip's photo
Thu 05/10/07 03:23 AM
Hi grey



Shelly still reading the paper aye??? hehehhheflowerforyou



Alas yes, shelly I can't turn the page on this relationship
book......:tongue:

huh

MsTeddyBear2u's photo
Thu 05/10/07 08:46 AM
ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

worst I ever did when drunk was fall down.

Been sober for several years-yea!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!smokin

Wish I could say the same for cigerettes...ohwell

FallenAngel4U's photo
Thu 05/10/07 08:47 AM
Mental pic of teddy ...
"help I fell down and can't get up" lmaoflowerforyou

lily38's photo
Thu 05/10/07 09:52 AM
Maybe the hot guy is attracted to the woman BECAUSE she can take her
teeth out.......

no photo
Thu 05/10/07 09:54 AM
I will second that!!!!laugh

Trizar's photo
Thu 05/10/07 02:15 PM
well hell at least she washed them with soap lol

dontlookatme's photo
Thu 05/10/07 03:11 PM
makes you wonder what she does sober ;0

tantalizingtulip's photo
Thu 05/10/07 05:06 PM
Send this heart to everyone you know
whose friendship you value,
and if you are inside his/her heart,
he/she will send it back to you!!!
Let's see how many hearts you receive,
although it's not quantity, but QUALITY!
You are in my heart as a valued friend!!!
hope to get this back:)

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