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I was in a very reputable club for a meeting a few weeks ago and as the
night grew on the liquer was flowing quite freely. It was about 11:00 and I excused myself to use the ladies room to find a woman bending over the toilet, stall door wide open, vomiting her guts out...She could not have been over 50 and was dressed very well. All of a sudden I hear her say "Oh s--t" then she reached into the toilet and fished something out and went to the sink and rinsed off what appeared to be an upper denture. She was obviously very intoxicated. After a little hand soap and water she promply put them back into her mouth and smiled at me and staggered out of the restroom. I came out of the restroom in utter disbelief to see her hanging on a very hot looking guy.....I wondered what his reaction would be after a night of hot passionate kisses.... the woman glanced at me and I just kept on walking.........bulimia????.....very sad, whatever it was she recovered gracefully without missing a beat, albeit very drunk. If it were me I would have shoved the dentures into my purse and made a quick getaway and then used some sort of industrial cleaner. The rest of the night the term "potty mouth" kept going through my head though. |
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OOOOOOOOOOOOO
Well! Not the biggest thing in the world to worry about. The alcohol, consumption prolly resumed and all was ,wished a way at that point... So at the end of night, ...................well ............. ![]() |
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Hi grey
Shelly still reading the paper aye??? hehehhhe ![]() Alas yes, shelly I can't turn the page on this relationship book...... ![]() ![]() |
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ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
worst I ever did when drunk was fall down. Been sober for several years-yea!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ![]() Wish I could say the same for cigerettes... ![]() |
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Mental pic of teddy ...
"help I fell down and can't get up" lmao ![]() |
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Maybe the hot guy is attracted to the woman BECAUSE she can take her
teeth out....... |
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I will second that!!!!
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well hell at least she washed them with soap lol
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makes you wonder what she does sober ;0
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Send this heart to everyone you know
whose friendship you value, and if you are inside his/her heart, he/she will send it back to you!!! Let's see how many hearts you receive, although it's not quantity, but QUALITY! You are in my heart as a valued friend!!! hope to get this back:) ´´´´¶¶¶¶¶¶´´´´´´¶¶¶¶¶¶ ´´¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶´´¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶ ´¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶´´´´¶¶¶¶ ¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶´´´´¶¶¶¶ ¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶´´¶¶¶¶¶ ¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶ ´¶¶¶¶¶ ´¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶ ´´´¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶ ´´´´´¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶ ´´´´´´´¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶ ´´´´´´´´´¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶ ´´´´´´´´´´´¶¶¶¶ this is a potty word |
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