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Any One-Line Jokes to Spare?
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not funny at all Nonsense button71, keep beltin' them out! :) |
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The primary reason to keep living in this age is medicine.
Folk living in the Stone Age had homeopathic medicines only. Many folk did not live to see ther twenty fifth birthday, having been parents as soon as the women start their periods. Until the people went from hunter/gathers to farmers, mere survival was a twenty-four hour a day job. I'll keep the current era, thank you. |
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Natural gas leak?
Methlab? Terrorist bomb factory? Anything else? |
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Edited by
eldarbeast
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Sun 06/12/16 02:50 AM
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just saw it at another Site! And the Journalist is an idiot! Civilians have no access to "Assault-Rifles"! Typical anti-Gunner slant! Guess a certain party will be crying with one Eye at a time,and issue another Executive Order,just like the EU is about to do! 
Just correcting your statement, "Civilians have no access to "Assault-Rifles" ". Florida fits both groups. Which ATF regulations are you referring to? There are several thousand US Citizens who legally own fully automatic (machine guns) firearms right now. |
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@Conrad73 - currently, 37 States allow private ownership of fully automatic weapons.
32 States allow ownership of sound suppression systems. Nome of which has anything to do with this event. Many of reports listing the shooting are from overseas vendors making claims that the actor used an assault rifle to shoot 20-30 persons. Whereas, ClickOrlando admits several injuries just 10 minutes ago. |
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Like many Religions, it is Philosophy of Life.
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Topic:
Anime
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One of my nephews introduced me to Anime with Eureka Seven - been hooked ever since.
Really like 'slice of life' genre. That said, I have watched so many different stories of other genres that I could be considered. Otaku... Lots of new ideas from a different culture. |
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Topic:
Sex with or without Condems?
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Wear them to protect your partner if not yourself.
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"I do!", I bellowed, then looking over my shoulder, I ask meekly, "Right dear...?"
At least when I was married two decades ago... eldar |
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Topic:
Any One-Line Jokes to Spare?
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Jokes about PMS are in poor taste!
Period! |
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Topic:
Any One-Line Jokes to Spare?
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The least expensive meat by the pound at the local butcher's is deer testicles...
They're under a buck! |
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Home'Alone attire?
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Commando.
Ala nudist. American Sunbather. |
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Make it mandatory that all bodies that aren't cremated have there lower legs removed.
Guaranteed to bring the zombie apocalypse to a crawl. |
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I am feeling like Gumby... without the wire...
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Topic:
Bucky says
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An anticipated meeting with Friends is a Reward for a day dilligently spent.
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Topic:
Bucky says
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Time will bring you to a fuller understanding.
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Topic:
Bucky says
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Moral Fortitude sometimes requires great sacrifice.
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Topic:
Bucky says
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Tomorrow is always better because it means you lived through today.
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Just not daring enough to use one of those wingsuits...
Ziplines, four parachuting jumps with static lines, a trip in a glider, several helicopter flights but, No wingsuits. eldar |
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Roses are Red,
Violets are Purple, This is so tough, I feel like Urkle... |
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