Stuffed down the side of my bed next to a pair of pink and white striped panties and covered in last nights sex. Thats where my bad, dirty, used towel is. But i got a backup fresh from the laundromat, ha! Snoogans, nootches and nootchettes.

idk but the idea just made me wanna vomit. eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwww.

"there were roughnecks working the oilfield a hundred years before ya'll decided to use the name" 'ya'll'? Seriously? Kudos dude, you finally made it!!! Generation/racial gap, with a touch of plain old stupidity. What would Cyborg Pirate Ninja Jesus say: "no mercy" thats what he would say. NO MERCY. Btw, no one for the most part even tried to understand let alone answer the question, just lash out cause they were probably frustrated they couldnt understand it. For shame.

Deathwish1 (with a cameo buy Jeff Goldblum as one of the men that rapes and kills Charles bronsons wife and leaves his daughter scarred for life, coincidentally he is apparently the only criminal in new york Bronson doesnt kill).

The Story of Rikki, 80's kungfu move with the bloodiest creepiest fakest looking props and nonstop nonsensical action.

And for the mainstream 80's fan, of course, the king of them all ya'll: HEATHERS ...i would marry tht movie!

The Nine Satanic Sins

by Anton Szandor LaVey ©1987



1. Stupidity—The top of the list for Satanic Sins. The Cardinal Sin of Satanism. It’s too bad that stupidity isn’t painful. Ignorance is one thing, but our society thrives increasingly on stupidity. It depends on people going along with whatever they are told. The media promotes a cultivated stupidity as a posture that is not only acceptable but laudable. Satanists must learn to see through the tricks and cannot afford to be stupid...

Hail Satan. Hail Satan. Bababooey! Bababooey! Bababooy! And of course... Howard Sterns private parts. Good day to yous'!

Sounds extremely familiar. Sux but i have met women that dont fit into that matrix so i guess it just depends on what kind of mix the two of you make, what shes been throuh and what kind of emotional investment either of ya are willing to make in each other. Besides, we're guys, sometimes we're expected to do the chasing. lol. uno! ':nD.

HEY!!! We're also larping NYC!!! Prospect Park this saturday. lol.

I have come to this planet to chew bubblegum and kick a$$... i am all out of bubblegum.

-Roddy Piper/John Carpenter/They Live

i feel bad for the real mingers that put their real pictures no matter how totally unflattering they are. what does it say about you if you kick it to butt ugly hobo types cause you think they'll be easier prey? looks are important, very important, we dont all like the same thing but we know what we like when we see it and if you fake your pic you dont give anyone a chance to see(litterally) if they find something attractive in you, regardless of what categories your facial structure hair and skin type put you in. i hate when someone has like one photo and its of three ppl. Now thats shady. if you gotta hide your face so bad then why go on some bogus date and creep someone out? Those are the actions of an unbalanced mind. seriously.

Just get tested, duh. Both of ya. WTF This aint rocket science. I got a box full of dated std test records. I got instant hiv tests in my closet (mouth swab)with the condoms and lube. I would never want to give anyone a disease and if i got hiv i dont think i could get it up let alone pass it on. I would be happy that the person opened their mouth and showed they were actually a responsible adult, someone that loves themselves to the extent that they dont leave everything up to chance when it comes to their own well being, should be the norm and is fcukin sexy as well. i think. If a girl asked me to get tested i would think she might be a keeper. You're only as capable as loving someone else as much as you love yourself. snoogans!