Hell! I feel like a fool..I actually looked at HIS profile..

Too funny...Bobby..

Gryphyn..This is an awesome work! Kudos!!

Wow! Thanks Txs Gal, and Purple Cat..

I love rhyming poetry, and, you ladies have it down to a science..

I'd like to collect all the rhyming poetry here, ans save it for the
dreary winter nights..

Thank you, Ladies!!

Hi Shelley..

Mornin' Deb...

Txs Gal..You are right it did fit in nicely.. I liked the
spinoff..Please do it more often, love..

Gryphyn, Glad to hear comments from another poet, ant time, my friend..

And, that you responded with a poem pleaes me even more..

Got the whole herd!

To the Poets of JSH
By Bobby7

I had to take some time off, I had lots of work to do
But I really hope that no one thought that I’d forgotten you
I wish I could have been here, and never missed a page
But legal things just cannot wait; it’s like living in a cage

I hope you poets here all know how much this means to me
These poems are part of history, as far as poets’ eyes can see
Poets came, and poets left, but you, my friends, have stayed
And every nuance and emotion; every gambit you have played

Your poems have let me share a laugh, and some made me cry
And I, now, know countless colours. to describe a summer sky
You’ve written epics that we shared; you took us back in time
The very best best, I must confess.. You made some poems rhyme.

I’d humbly like to let you know, I appreciate your writes
And when I’ve finished my day’s work, you liven up my nights
And so it is with happy heart, that I join you once again
Your poems have give my such joy!..Now! Let the rhymes begin!

Edit: "Steak"

Can't write before my first beer..

Stak, Eggs and Beer, please..

Please just leave the keg...

Edit: "Unfortunatly"...

It's early..

Sage,Hufortunately, there are some ignornant men out there who WILL, and
DO, talk to their mothers in that maqnner..

These are not the norm, but the ones who treat GHP in that fashion, act
like that with all women..

I, too have enjoyed Shelly's posts and wriings, and would never stoop to
offend her, or any other lady.

Very well possible, KarZman..

INVOLUNTARY MUSCULAR CONTRACTIONS



A Professor was giving a lecture on "Involuntary Muscular Contractions"
to his first year medical students.

Realizing that this was not the most riveting subject, the Professor
decided to lighten the mood slightly. He pointed to a young woman in the
front row and said,

"Do you know what your asshole is doing while you're having an orgasm?"


She replied, "Probably deer hunting with his buddies."

The professor laughed so hard he could not continue with the class ...

ONE. Give people more than they expect and do it cheerfully

TWO. Marry a man/woman you love to talk to. As you get older, their
conversational skills will be as important as any other.
!
THREE. Don't believe all you hear, spend all you have or sleep all you
want.

FOUR. When you say, "I love you," mean it.

FIVE. When you say, "I'm sorry," look the person in the eye.

SIX. Be engaged at least six months before you get married.

SEVEN. Believe in love at first sight.

EIGHT. Never laugh at anyone's dream. People who don't have dreams don't
have much.

NINE. Love deeply and passionately. You might get hurt but it's the only
way to live life completely.

TEN. In disagreements, fight fairly. No name calling.

ELEVEN. Don't judge people by their relatives.

TWELVE. Talk slowly but think quickly.

THIRTEEN. When someone asks you a question you don't want to answer,
smile and ask, "Why do you want to know?"

FOURTEEN. Remember that great love and great achievements involve great
risk.

FIFTEEN. Say "God bless you" when you hear someone sneeze.

SIXTEEN. When you lose, don't lose the lesson .

SEVENTEEN. Remember the three R's: Respect for self; Respect for others;
and responsibility for all your actions.

EIGHTEEN. Don't let a little dispute injure a great friendship.

NINETEEN. When you realize you've made a mistake, take immediate steps
to correct it.

TWENTY. Smile when picking up the phone. The caller will hear it in your
voice.

TWENTY-ONE. Spend some time alone.

1969 Road Runner..Had one, and it was Bloody Awesome!!

Mechanno!!! I still love it!

Country and 'real' Rock & Roll...

Hey! Hey! Hey..

Thou Shalt Not Gamble!!!

I sure do like your style of writing, Txs Gal..Thanks for sharing that
lovely work..