Turning Japanese!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mgekmOqCFTU

Velvet Underground, The

A man was standing in a long line at the grocery store. As he got up to the register he realized that he had forgot to get a box of condoms. So he asked the checkout girl if she could have some condoms brought up to the register. "What size condoms?" she asked. The customer replied that he didn't know. She asked him to unzip his pants. He did and she reached into his under shorts, gave him a quick squeeze, then picked up the store intercom and stated, "One box of large condoms to register 5, please."

The next man in line thought this was interesting and, like most men, out for a cheap thrill. When he got to the register, he too, stated that he had forgotten to get a box of condoms. She asked him what size he needed and he indicated that he didn't know. So she asked him to unzip his pants. He did and she reached into his under shorts, gave him a quick squeeze, then picked up the store intercom and stated, "One box of medium condoms to register 5, please."

A few customers back was a teenaged boy. He thought what he had seen was way too cool. He had never had any type of sexual contact with a live female before, and thought that this was his chance. When he got up to the register, he told the girl that he needed some condoms too. She asked him what size he needed and he indicated that he didn't know. So she asked him to unzip his pants. He did and she reached into his under shorts, gave him a quick squeeze, then picked up the store intercom and stated, "Cleanup at register 5, please."

Glad you enjoyed my elevator humor, Bahitieva and nailcap!



Cheers!

Red Rider

Glad you enjoyed this one, Frank, because I don't have many clean ones.

Cheers!

Glad that you enjoy my humor, Marie!

This reminded me of my frequent summertime forays into Amish country.

A great place to visit...

Pink Floyd

An Amish boy and his father were visiting a mall. They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny, silver walls that could move apart and back together again.

The boy asked his father, "What is this, Father?"
The father (never having seen an elevator) responded, "Son, I have never seen anything like this in my life. I don't know what it is."

While the boy and his father were watching wide-eyed, an old lady in a wheelchair rolled up to the moving walls and pressed a button. The walls opened and the lady rolled between them into a small room. The walls closed and the boy and his father watched small circles of lights with numbers above the walls light up. They continued to watch the circles light up in the reverse direction. The walls opened up again and a beautiful young woman stepped out.

The father, not taking his eyes off the young woman, said quietly to his son, "Go get your mother."

Orchestral Manoeuvres in the Dark

Deal

Pals --> Slap

James Gang

Pill

Tide --> Edit

Alps

INXS

Tonk --> Knot

Raw --> War

Deal