Band On The Run - Paul McCartney and Wings

Boomtown Rats

Zappa, Frank

Zoolook - Jean Michel Jarre

Xanadu - Olivia Newton John

Vagabond Shoes - Nancy Sinatra

UB40

Thanks for the smiles!

Starland Vocal Band, The

Polecats, The

Nirvana

Led Zeppelin

Jackson 5, The

Herman's Hermits

Four Seasons, The

Devo

Black Sabbath

ZZ Top

A married man and his secretary were having an affair. One afternoon they couldn't contain their passion, so they rushed over to her place where they spent the afternoon making love.

When they were finished, they fell asleep, not waking up until 8 o'clock. They got dressed quickly. Then the man told his secretary to take his shoes outside and rub them on the lawn. Bewildered, she did, but was very confused.

The man finally got home and his wife met him at the door. Upset, she asked where he'd been. The man replied, "I canot tell a lie. My secretary and I are having an affair. Today we left work early, went to her place, spent the afternoon making love, and then fell asleep. That's why I'm late."

The wife looked at him, took notice of his shoes and yelled, "I can see those grass stains on your shoes. You liar! You've been playing golf again, haven't you?"

XTC