A man was standing in a long line at the grocery store. As he got up to the register he realized that he had forgot to get a box of condoms. So he asked the checkout girl if she could have some condoms brought up to the register. "What size condoms?" she asked. The customer replied that he didn't know. She asked him to unzip his pants. He did and she reached into his under shorts, gave him a quick squeeze, then picked up the store intercom and stated, "One box of large condoms to register 5, please."

The next man in line thought this was interesting and, like most men, out for a cheap thrill. When he got to the register, he too, stated that he had forgotten to get a box of condoms. She asked him what size he needed and he indicated that he didn't know. So she asked him to unzip his pants. He did and she reached into his under shorts, gave him a quick squeeze, then picked up the store intercom and stated, "One box of medium condoms to register 5, please."

A few customers back was a teenaged boy. He thought what he had seen was way too cool. He had never had any type of sexual contact with a live female before, and thought that this was his chance. When he got up to the register, he told the girl that he needed some condoms too. She asked him what size he needed and he indicated that he didn't know. So she asked him to unzip his pants. He did and she reached into his under shorts, gave him a quick squeeze, then picked up the store intercom and stated, "Cleanup at register 5, please."

Turning Japanese!


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