hahaha! Vivian....that was option A...


I went for option B...last night's left overs..

Too true...and sadly where were the parents?

And I can bet with confidence the little one was eating something..

Dingoes are naturally timid animals...in their own environment..

the only way to protect these native dogs is to close Fraser Island..

their habitat is a mess..and the amount of fishermen who throw their fishframes in the bush...bring these guys into human's camps...they have learnt to associate humans with a food source...and rarely is it the human seen as a source.

We have dingoes, and cross breds here...lots of them, as human progress squeezes them further and further into the fringes...they come looking for food.

Fraser Island is just south of us...so am not just piffling on about something I don't know...we've been there many times...

I couldn't get past the 497 plagues of locusts....the shekels of grain...the virgin with the seven headed dog thingo...

four dudes on horses...wasn't that Bonanaza with Hoss and Little Jo?

Homemade Pumpkin soup...made from homegrown pumpkin, tomatoes, and herbs!!!


...with home baked sourdough rolls with rocksalt and caraway seeds...


Bliss!

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We don't celebrate YOUR independence day...


and I do have a friend arriving in a week...and another from the other side of the pond, somewhere around November..

but so far the slate is clear for July...

I think I meet my own needs....not kneads...mind you.

Hope you feel more like you soon Pecs...


no on my knees whispering to some mythology...

just warm aussie sunshine, and lots of genuine wellness wishes for you...


and poor Angel who has to wear that ridiculous nursey uniform for you..

hahahaha!....I love it!


Perfect!

because Mr Jazzy...


you are the 90 000th young buck who has more needs than a retirement home...whose emailed me...


and obviously didn't read my profile...but like most young men...just looked at the pictures.


clear enough?

Are you the dreamer, dreaming a dream, of dreaming?

Josie...do you actually say 'crikey'...in your day to day world?


I don't...although that toyota ad said it all...'bugger!'




and the 'g'day mate'...what the hell is that?

I often say g'day...but rarely say mate in my day to day world...and if I do...it is not in a 'matey' way...it's usually the blue cattledog version of..... see this lip curled, mate?

I wasn't going to mention that Dragoness...


blind freddy can see concealer, base, blusher, mascara and lipstick...

hahaha poor you...


I am responsible for what I type...I can't own the rest...


and your examples are brilliant.

I just am not so up for tearing these women to shreds...

they have had work...but they ALSO do work, to remain in such great physical shape...

in my mind they are sexy older women....just not the ordinary everyday variety..

Eileena's mum...is the only real example of an ordinary everyday sexy older woman..

Please don't get me wrong...all three women have to watch everything they eat, everything they do...to remain in the fine physical form they are in...

they have earnt the right to be called sexy older women...

you can plastic up till the cows come home....but their bodies are the effort of long hours working on them..

Sorry to bust your bubble Atlantis....bt Michelle Pfeiffer is not real...there is not a line on her face, and her forehead is frozen...

she's had eyebrow lifts, possibly an s lift...and definitely uses botox...as well as collagen to infill lines, and plump out her lips...

and is that Kim Basinger up top?


She has had a full face lift...


and they all have plenty of base, concealer, eye makup on...



then add in the 'work' done by the photographers...notice the lack of lines on their necks?...how the texture of their skin is completely line and blemish free?

Not a pore to be seen...not a line, a crinkle, or even a piece of skin out of place..


Susan Sarandon is probably the most authentic of all three.

Little Rhi is a born comedian, she cracks me up constantly....and Jo....my darling big girl...so precious...I have few words to describe my love for them...especially the relationship they have together...

Josie....let's get you a personal trainer, a personal chef, a personal hairdresser, stylist, cosmetician to keep up the collagen and botox...

a nanny, a housekeeper, a nail technician, a driver, a manager, an arse wiper...




and you too can look like Selma Hayak!

YES!...real!


and full of life!


and...well, she's your mum!

HAHAHAHAHA!!!!...omg!...how funny were they?


I laughed so hard...they made 3 that went for ages...my ribs still hurt from their antics!


yeah.....I'm mean, don't know I am dead yet, and have been here so long, they named the toilet blocks after me!