Lol Sorry didn't read before I posted

Greece,NY
12 degrees and Sunny

Haven't laughed that hard in a long time.
I could not even imagine getting that phone call
And could not be held responsibile for my actions after it.

If a man reads this
and thinks it true
he'll take that path
his hole life through

If he turns his cheek
he will see
take a peek
it wasn't ME

We are not the same
outside or in
some of us just
bear it and grin

shoot the breeze

**Big cheer for Squiz**


*Turtle* just be yourself and there will be no price to pay later

Sounds like birth control to me

I agree with chuck

Soooooooo true

*uk*
You always make me laugh

cute

Bump
Bump
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Welcome! Good luck and enjoy

Those Born 1920-1979







READ TO THE BOTTOM FOR QUOTE OF THE MONTH BY JAY LENO. IF YOU DON'T READ ANYTHING ELSE --- VERY WELL STATED!















TO ALL THE KIDS WHO SURVIVED the 1930's, 40's, 50's, 60's and 70's!!







First, we survived being born to mothers who smoked and/or drank while they were pregnant.







They took aspirin, ate blue cheese dressing, tuna from a can, and didn't get tested for diabetes.















Then after that trauma, we were put to sleep on our tummies in baby cribs covered with bright colored lead-based paints.















We had no childproof lids on medicine bottles, doors or cabinets and when we rode our bikes, we had no helmets, not to mention, the risks we took hitchhiking.















As infants & children, we would ride in cars with no car seats, booster seats, seat belts or air bags.















Riding in the back of a pick-up on a warm day was always a special treat.















We drank water from the garden hose and NOT from a bottle.















We shared one soft drink with four friends, from one bottle and NO ONE actually died from this.















We ate cupcakes, white bread and real butter and drank Kool-aid made with sugar, but we weren't overweight because,







WE WERE ALWAYS OUTSIDE PLAYING!















We would leave home in the morning and play all day, as long as we were back when the streetlights came on.















No one was able to reach us all day. And we were O.K.















We would spend hours building our go-carts out of scraps and then ride down the hill, only to find out we forgot the brakes. After running into the bushes a few times, we learned to solve the problem.















We did not have Playstations, Nintendos, X-boxes, no video games at all, no 150 channels on cable, no video movies or DVDs, no surround-sound or CDs, no cell phones, no personal computers! No Inter net or chat rooms.......







WE HAD FRIENDS and we went outside and found them!















We fell out of trees, got cut, broke bones and teeth and there were no lawsuits from these accidents.











We ate worms and mud pies made from dirt, and the worms did not live in us forever.















We were given BB guns for our 10th birthdays, made up games with sticks and tennis balls and, although we were told it would happen, we did not put out very many eyes.















We rode bikes or walked to a friend's house and knocked on the door or rang the bell, or just walked in and talked to them!











Little League had tryouts and not everyone made the team. Those who didn't had to learn to deal with disappointment. Imagine that!!















The idea of a parent bailing us out if we broke the law was unheard of. They actually sided with the law!















These generations have produced some of the best risk-takers, problem solvers and inventors ever!











The past 50 or so years have been an explosion of innovation and new ideas.







We had freedom, failure, success and responsibility, and we learned HOW TO DEAL WITH IT ALL!















If YOU are one of them, CONGRATULATIONS!















You might want to share this with others who have had the luck to grow up as kids, before the lawyers and the government regulated so much of our lives 'for our own good '.



While you are at it, forward it to your kids so they will know how brave (and lucky) their parents were.















Kind of makes you want to run through the house with scissors, doesn't it?!















The quote of the month is by Jay Leno:







'With hurricanes, tornados, fires out of control, mud slides, flooding, severe thunderstorms tearing up the country from one end to another, and with the threat of bird flu and terrorist attacks, are we sure this is a good time to take God out of the Pledge of Allegiance?'

Very ice "Brwn"

You must be verrry layed back I wouldn't have made it through the first five minutes or the first cough, which ever came first.
Good luck on your venture and try to see some humor in it. After all you did just tell your first dating story and you will have more. Good and not so good.

Almost true anywhere anymore.