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Fri 12/21/07 07:57 AM

I think age matters A LOT and anyone who says differently is just being a hypocrite. You say age is JUST a number yet you wouldn't date someone your son or fathers age so hmm is age really just a number? No people use the parent/kid age as an excuse so people don't think they discriminate by age. I think age matters a lot sorry i'm not dating a 30 year old (and not because that is my mothers age she is 50) nor am I gonna date someone 16 or younger because those are my standards and I think everyone has them despite what they say.

maybe it's just people my age, but girls don't seem to like younger guys and guys love younger girls. maybe it changes as you age noway

Girls don't like younger guys cuz they will end up with a boy but some woman like younger men.

You are contradicting yourself all in the same conversation could be the reason.

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Fri 12/21/07 07:43 AM
Dryer and washer

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Thu 12/20/07 11:10 AM
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Thu 12/20/07 10:37 AM
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Thu 12/20/07 10:31 AM
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Thu 12/20/07 10:28 AM
F-feeling

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Thu 12/20/07 09:22 AM
If poor overworked Santa had to answer his letters:


deer santa:

I wud like a kool toy space ranjur fer Xmas. Iv ben a gud boy all yeer.
Yer Frend,
BiLLy

Dear Billy,
Nice spelling. You're on your way to a career in lawn care. How about I send
you a frigging book so you can learn to read and write? I'm giving your
older brother the space ranger. At least HE can spell!
Santa

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Dear Santa,
I have been a good girl all year, and the only thing I ask for is peace and
joy in the world for everybody!
Love,
Sarah

Dear Sarah,
Your parents smoked pot when they had you, didn't they?
Santa

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Dear Santa,
I don't know if you can do this, but for Christmas, I'd like for my mommy
and daddy to get back together. Please see what you can do.
Love,
Teddy

Dear Teddy,
Look, your dad's banging the babysitter like a screen door in a hurricane.
Do you think he's gonna give that up to come back to your frigid, fat mom,
who rides his ass constantly? It's time to give up that dream. Let me get
you some nice Legos instead. Maybe you can build yourself a family with
those?
Santa

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Dear Santa,
I want a new bike, a Playstation, a train, some G.I. Joes, a dog, a drum
kit, a pony and a tuba.
Love,
Francis

Dear Francis,
Who names their kid 'Francis' nowadays? I bet you're gay.
Santa

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Dear Santa,
I left milk and cookies for you under the tree, and I left carrots for your
reindeer outside the back door.
Love,
Susan

Dear Susan,
Milk gives me the ****s and carrots make the deer fart in my face when
riding in the sleigh. You want to do me a favor? Two words, Jim Beam.
Santa

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Dear Santa,
What do you do the other 364 days of the year? Are you busy making toys?
Your friend,
Thomas

Dear Thomas,
All the toys are made by little kids like you in China Every year I give
them a slice of bread as a Christmas bonus. I have a condo in Vegas, where I
spend most of my time making low-budget porno films. I unwind by drinking
myself silly and squeezing the asses of cocktail waitresses while losing
money at the craps table.
Santa

P.S.

Tell your mom she got the part.

Long Dong Claus

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Dear Santa,
Do you see us when we're sleeping, do you really know when we're awake, like
in the song?
Love,
Jessica

Dear Jessica,
Are you really that gullible? Good luck in whatever you do. I'm skipping
your house.
Santa


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Dear Santa,
I really really want a puppy this year. Please please please PLEASE PLEASE
could I have one?
Timmy

Timmy,
That whiney begging **** may work with your folks, but that crap doesn't
work with me. You're getting an ugly sweater again.
Santa

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Dearest Santa,
We don't have a chimney in our house, how do you get into our home?
Love,
Marky

Mark,
First, stop calling yourself 'Marky', that's why you're getting your ass
kicked at school. Second, you don't live in a house, you live in a low-rent,
ghetto apartment complex. Third, I get inside your pad just like all the
burglars do, through your bedroom window.
Sweet Dreams,
Santa

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Thu 12/20/07 09:17 AM
Too funnylaugh laugh laugh

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Thu 12/06/07 03:20 PM
DOCUMENT EVERYTHING
AND LIKE THUMPER SAID LINE UP YOUR WITNESSES AND MAKE SURE THEY ARE CREDABLE

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Thu 12/06/07 03:03 PM
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Thu 12/06/07 01:47 PM
Kyle and UK
OMGlaugh laugh laugh

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Thu 12/06/07 01:45 PM
Bonniemiss is an angel

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Thu 12/06/07 01:44 PM
texasguy06
Welcome visit some threads and enjoy

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Thu 12/06/07 01:43 PM
Winter camping is great

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Thu 12/06/07 01:39 PM
Ooohhhh I like that.
Will have try it.

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Thu 12/06/07 12:31 PM
I'm bumping this cuz Don just told me about it.
I'M GOIN

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Thu 12/06/07 12:11 PM
UK laugh laugh laugh
You never fail to make me laugh out loud.

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Thu 12/06/07 12:02 PM

Katy, just let him go, aparently hes a head case, dont give him the sadisfaction, just move on, if he messages you back, ignore him, just delete the message. good luck.

Agreed, dude has issues and the waiting around thing, don't do it. The age thing may be the cause of the immaturity thingy. Yeah?

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Thu 12/06/07 11:42 AM
Hi thereflowerforyou
Welcome and enjoy:smile:

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Thu 12/06/07 11:41 AM
Aww Good luck

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