What exactly does this taste like ??? Can anyone describe it ?

I have had this problem . It can be really annoying . Some/alot of men
are like that all the time . Thats just what they do show off . Maybe
you should tell him he doesnt have to impress you anymore . That might
backfire on you though . Just let him do it if he isnt putting himself
or others in danger and accept it as part of his personality .
If it is really annoying perhaps he isnt the one for you . Or maybe you
arent showing him enough that your impressed by him ?

This has worked for me . Very well . We met at work and became friends
and then it was just a strictly sexual relationship for almost 2 years .
Unfortunatley I had to move .

These are great guys !! Keep em comin' .

I loooooooove yo mama jokes ..... please share yours aswell .

Yo Mama is so short you can see her feet on her drivers lisence .

Yo Mama is so old her birth certificate says EXPIRED .

Yo Mama is so old she sat behind Jesus in the 3rd grade .

Yo Mama is so old she waited tables at the last supper .

Yo Mama is so ugly the last time she heard a whistle is when she got hit
by a train .

Yo Mama is so ugly when she was born the doctor slapped her parents .

Yo Mama smells so bad speed stick slowed down and stopped .

Yo Mama's glasses are so thick when she looks on a map she can see
people waving .

Yo Mama is so dumb she failed a survey .

Yo Mama is so dumb she sent me a fax with a stamp on it .

Yo Mama is so dumb she sits on the tv and watches the couch .

Yo Mama is so dumb if she were a dog she would walk backwards and wag
her head .

Yo Mama is so ugly she goes in a strip joint and they pay her to keep
her clothes on .

Yo Mama is so ugly the psychiatrist makes her lay face down .

Yo Mama is so ugly they put her face on a box of exlax and sold it empty
.

Yo Mama is so ugly when she walks into a bank they turn off the cameras
.

Yo Mama is so fat her shadow weighs 100 pounds .

Yo Mama is so fat she puts mayonaise on her asprin .

Yo Mama is so fat her blood type is Ragu .

1.)What are you wearing RIGHT NOW?
Striped sleep pants and a white t-shirt
2.)What are you eating or drinking RIGHT NOW?
Drinking some apple juice
3.)What are you listening to or watching RIGHT NOW?
Im listening to John Lee Hooker and Muddy Waters - Im Bad Like Jesse
James

If you knew what you were doing why would you ask for advice ?
If you really wanna know where you stand ask them . Dont sit around and
wait for someone to call you . What are you looking for with these guys
... fu ck buddies or a relationship ?

Ive been feeling some 90's slow jams lately . Old R.Kelly , Keith Sweat
, Sparkle , Kci & JoJo , Jodeci ...... The songs ive been
listening to most lately is R.Kelly - Half On a Baby & R.Kelly & Sparkel
- Be Careful .

Wait no your right and you do look like her .

I think hes talking about Nicole Kidman .

BELLY BUMP ?!?!!??!!?

Who would play me ?

I do not believe in God .... I put God in the same category as ghosts
and aliens .

Italian and German here . My mothers parents are still in Italy .

James Morrison - The Pieces Dont Fit Anymore

Hhehehe I fell for it too when someone emailed it to me . I guess it
really should be in the joke section but then that wouldve given it away
. Glad you guys liked it .

Think of a letter between A and W.

Repeat it Out loud as You scroll down.





Keep going . . .




Don't stop . . .





Think of an Animal That begins With that letter.



Repeat it Out loud As you Scroll down .



Think of Either a man's/woman's Name That Begins With the Last letter In
the Animals name




Almost there.....




Now Count out The letters In that name On the fingers Of the hand You
are not Using to Scroll down .



Take the Hand you FIRST counted with And hold it out In front of you At
face level .



Look at your Palm Very closely And Notice The Lines In Your Hand .



Do the lines Take the Form of the First letter In the Persons name?!













Of course not.......


Now TAKE THAT HAND AND smack Yourself in the head,
get a life, And Quit playing Stupid games!

Yahoo , AIM , MSN , Myspace , ICQ , VooDoo .... I like yahoo the best
but I have trouble keeping it connected so I use AIM as its backup .

ohh no sorority now you already said something you must tell .

Q: Finally, does rubbing toothpaste on pimples help get rid of them?

A: Toothpaste often contains menthol, which can help dry out a pimple.
But other common toothpaste ingredients can irritate the skin. And there
are much better over-the-counter options than toothpaste, such as
Clinique Acne Solutions. If, however, you are on a reality-TV survival
show and all you have is a tube of the white stuff, a dab on your dot
will work.

Wait that was tmi ...... disregard that . There should be an edit button
incase you rethink the post you just made like 2 seconds later .