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Wed 02/04/09 04:05 AM
Edited by transientmind on Wed 02/04/09 04:06 AM
Edit: just realized that I don't want to know.

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Wed 02/04/09 03:58 AM

Consciousness

Con - Against

Scious - Knowing, having knowledge

Ness - A large Scottish Loch, with a famous monster living in its depths.


Consciousness - The ability to eat haggis whilst knowing what it is made out of.
For public record, that would be Haggisdomesticus Beerscratchimus.


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Wed 02/04/09 03:47 AM

surprised

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Wed 02/04/09 03:42 AM
Edited by transientmind on Wed 02/04/09 03:45 AM
...me?


http://apnews.excite.com/article/20090204/D964F8K80.html

SYDNEY (AP) - An Australian traveler was caught with two live pigeons stuffed in his pants following a trip to the Middle East, customs officials said Tuesday. The 23-year-old man was searched after authorities discovered two eggs in a vitamin container in his luggage, said Richard Janeczko, national investigations manager for the Customs Service

They found the pigeons wrapped in padded envelopes and held to each of the man's legs with a pair of tights, according to a statement released by the agency. Officials also seized seeds in his money belt and an undeclared eggplant.

The alleged bird smuggler, who arrived in Melbourne on Sunday on a flight from Dubai, was being questioned.

Australia has very strict quarantine regulations on the importation of wildlife, plants and food to protect health, agriculture and the environment of the isolated island nation.

Charges of wildlife smuggling - which carry a maximum penalty of 10 years imprisonment and a fine of 110,000 Australian dollars ($70,430) - could be brought against the man.

Janeczko said the pigeons were not endangered and that the case - as well as the birds, eggs and seeds - had been turned over to the Quarantine Service to assess the health risk associated with bringing the birds into the country.

The Quarantine Service would not comment on the continuing investigation.

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Wed 02/04/09 03:35 AM

I ain't judging ya, woman!

Constipation is a serious issue. Which is why I googled your inquiry and here's my googled opinion: Cheese by itself is not a constipating agent. If you only eat protein, then yeah, cheese will add to your clogged up problem. Have fiber with your daily diet and you should be fine. Cheese is a binder, so don't forget to drink eight glasses of water daily. Water helps. Carrot juice is good also.





Agreed, as long as it's not ice water during the eating of the cheese.

It goes all NFL football in there.

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Wed 02/04/09 03:26 AM
Edited by transientmind on Wed 02/04/09 03:28 AM

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Wed 02/04/09 03:10 AM
Imagine what this does for the black market, though.

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Wed 02/04/09 03:03 AM
Donating a kidney: Noble.
No visible scar from surgery: Preferable.

Bragging at the cocktail parties that you were paid to pull someones' kidney through their vagina: Priceless.


What a great new way to get an STD.spock

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Wed 02/04/09 02:48 AM





Sorry, Drivinmenutz,

I like it if they can track every gun. That's how they solve the crimes.


Sorry winx, normally I'm with you, however, there is and will never be a way to track every single gun - especially with guns being brought from outside the US, home made weapons, etc. This will only hurt those law abiding citizens who wish to bear arms. Not fair in my eyes.

I like my privacy and dont want to lose it.




Fran,

This is how I'm looking at it. What if someone breaks into your house and steals the gun. Then they kill someone with it and then kill another person at a later time. It would be good to be able to track that gun to prosecute the murders. They catch people like that all of the time.




Actually, it only works if you buy a gun and murder with it. If someone steals your firearm, there is no way of tracing it. They will only know the murders were committed using a weapon previously owned by you. Not worth it


I still like registration.
If only we could register angry idiots, too. Here's an article about what to expect if normal guns go away.

http://www.kypost.com/content/wcposhared/story/Old-Style-Zip-Gun-May-Be-On-The-Comeback/5MAhgYb5tk-oXFClGVb0lg.cspx

I'm starting to agree with Chris Rock, legalize guns but tax bullets all to h*ll.laugh
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PdJGcrUk2eE

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Wed 02/04/09 02:39 AM
Edited by transientmind on Wed 02/04/09 02:39 AM
Sure, pass laws. Poisoning people is illegal too, doesn't stop 'em.

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Wed 02/04/09 02:00 AM
Edited by transientmind on Wed 02/04/09 02:12 AM
Yup, most historical records overseas show that the Civil War was originally about Northern financial constriction after the cotton gin was introduced vs. Southern farmers who still wanted the old prices. In fact, up until a decade ago, that was the official story in history books.
It was Lincoln who turned the war around by declaring the slaves free. Or... free-ish. Many didn't have a clue how to survive independently, so they ended up working cheaply with poor but more open-minded farmers or heading out West.
It should be noted that up until the war, Lincoln had a habit of arguing -for- slavery.
I'd say it's about time. There's very little recognition of the black people, many free, who fought and died for the Confederacy.


http://www.texasescapes.com/MurrayMontgomeryLoneStarDiary/Black-Soldiers-in-the-Confederate-Army.htm

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Wed 02/04/09 01:27 AM
The Union Underground - Drivelsmokin

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Mon 02/02/09 02:25 AM
Concentrate on the word "root," dear. It'll come to you.

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Mon 02/02/09 02:18 AM
Edited by transientmind on Mon 02/02/09 02:19 AM


Clamping two hands over my piehole because my ex is on this thread.

It's a deep, deep subject. Think it over. Think it under. Think structurally.



LOL.

Don't let that stop you from saying whats on your mind. I think you'd know me better than that, Fathead!
Actually- the structural thing was the root of the issue.

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Mon 02/02/09 02:09 AM
Clamping two hands over my piehole because my ex is on this thread.

It's a deep, deep subject. Think it over. Think it under. Think structurally.

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Mon 02/02/09 01:52 AM
The Ironweed Project - Boom boom clap

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Mon 02/02/09 01:29 AM
So wrong, I gotta do it again...

The Union Underground - Trip with Jesus

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Mon 02/02/09 01:28 AM
Trip with Jesus Lyrics
Artist(Band):Union Underground


Hey I'm
a selfish servant low
They lied
a fear and loathing (yeah)
A chosen one
it's so undone
Load your gun
the damage done

Never me they will fail to see
I will get so high that I trip with Jesus
Apathy and a bitter me I will fail to see
That he walks among us

So what
save it for your own
Are you happy?
man I am
Watch me fly
I'm Superman

Never me they will fail to see
I will get so high that I trip with Jesus
Apathy and a bitter me I will fail to see
That he walks among us

It's such a bore when I'm bringin' down that whore
Just let me bleed one more just one more

It's such a bore when I'm bringin' down that whore
Just let me bleed one more just one more

It's such a shame that it is this way
I'm a junkie
God is gay
Hate to bleed but it heals my pain
Whatever man
never never never never

Never me they will fail to see
I will get so high that I trip with Jesus
Apathy and a bitter me I will fail to see
That he walks among us

trip with Jesus...

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Mon 02/02/09 01:23 AM
The Union Underground - Trip with Jesus:tongue:

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Mon 02/02/09 01:20 AM
Hi...

-cute kids.
-love your eyes.
-I like your music selection, what do you think of polka? :tongue:
-can you really fart the national anthem?
-nice truck/car (guys like that if they put work into it. Be ready for gearhead-speak, though).
-challenge him to talk about something interesting.
-ask him about a subject he's passionate about.
-challenge him to mudwrestle for moonpies.

Anything but hiding. If you can't talk here, where can you?